Anti-vaccer mystified by lack of measles cases post-vaccination

science, health, satire, vaccines.

AUSTIN, TX - Local anti-vaccer Katherine Vondee was recently extolling the virtues of sanitation and clean drinking water to a pro-vaccine shill on Twitter when she was shown a disturbing graph: As anyone with a brain knows, the…

Pharma News

Breaking: Anti-vaccers are actually paid Pharma Shills

In what is sure to send shockwaves through both the pro-vaccine/pro-science side of the non-existent vaccine debate and the anti-vaccine propagandists, The Spudd has learned that most if not all anti-vaccers are…

HIV cure within sight from ping pong table

hiv cure pingpong

Treatment of the HIV/AIDS epidemic may take a sharp turn in coming years, as a Melbourne based research team has firmly stated that a cure is "within sight from the ping-pong table.…

Pharma Shills threatening to strike

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NEW YORK, NY - Local 277 who represents Pharma Shills worldwide, is threatening to strike if a new collective bargaining agreement is not reached with Big Pharma. Pharma Shills are employed by…

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NSA confirms everything is a conspiracy, conspiracy theorists not convinced

NEW YORK, NY - The NSA announced today that yes, everything that happens or has ever happened in history is a conspiracy. Vaccines,…

Breaking: 9/11 was a false flag vaccine/chemtrail experiment orchestrated by Monsanto

NEW YORK, NY - In a scathing report obtained by The Science Post, researchers have found new evidence which points to the September…

Alt Med

Capricorn diagnosed with Cancer, Dr. Oz baffled

Dr Oz astrology

NEW YORK, NY - A woman in New York was recently diagnosed with cancer even though her astrological sign is a Capricorn. This…

World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’

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GENEVA - The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David "Avocado" Wolfe as 'probably carcinogenic'. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently…

Food & Science

Breaking: Anti-vaccers are actually paid Pharma Shills

In what is sure to send shockwaves through both the pro-vaccine/pro-science side of the non-existent…

goop

Stonyfield Yogurt, Goop, to be honored at this year’s Anti-Science Awards

LOS ANGELES, CA - This year's anti-science awards which are expected to draw a who's…

science, health, satire, vaccines.

Confused mom honestly believes organic food is healthier, doesn’t use pesticides

In what scientists are calling "one for the ages", local mom Cathy O'Brien was shopping…

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Capricorn diagnosed with Cancer, Dr. Oz baffled

Dr Oz astrology

NEW YORK, NY - A woman in New York was recently diagnosed with cancer even…

Kat Von D to start tattooing baby immediately after birth

LOS ANGELES - Apparent celebrity Kat Von D announced on Instagram this week that she…

Mom bravely makes it through entire lunch with son’s new anti-vaccine, naturopath girlfriend

DES MOINES, IA - Betty Zito, mom to Brandon Zito, was able to grin and…

Vaccine News

Anti-vaccer mystified by lack of measles cases post-vaccination

science, health, satire, vaccines.

AUSTIN, TX - Local anti-vaccer Katherine Vondee was recently extolling the virtues of sanitation and clean drinking water to a…

Why some parents are choosing to delay or skip vaccinations for their children

A growing amount of parents are delaying or even skipping vaccines for their children altogether, a trend that has many…

CDC quietly admits vaccines cause antibodies

ATLANTA, GA - Fresh on the heals of the SB277 ordeal and the CDC whistleblower scandal, the Centers for Disease…