Pharma Shills threatening to strike

Pharma Shills threatening to strike

NEW YORK, NY – Local 277 who represents Pharma Shills worldwide, is threatening to strike if a new collective bargaining agreement is not reached with Big Pharma. Pharma Shills are employed by numerous pharmaceutical companies to search the internet for any and all articles related to vaccines, alternative medicine and miracle cures and post scripted […]

Pfizer announces new vaccine to protect against vaccine injuries

Pfizer announces new vaccine to protect against vaccine injuries

Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer announced today that they would be debuting a new vaccine in early 2016 to protect against vaccine injuries. “The vaccine works like most other vaccines, with the shot containing weakened versions of vaccine injuries like encephalitis, MS and of course autism,” explained Pfizer’s head of drug discovery Dr. Walter Black. “We are […]

Breaking: Childhood vaccines soon to contain 65% mercury

Breaking: Childhood vaccines soon to contain 65% mercury

NEW YORK, NY – Big Pharma is ready to roll out it’s latest vaccine, a shot with upwards of 65% mercury, supposedly to protect against mercury poisoning. “Look, we have a bunch of left over mercury and we’re not really sure what to do with it to be honest,” said GSK CEO Doug Hamilton. “So […]

Big Pharma debuts latest revenue killer, aka a new vaccine

Big Pharma debuts latest revenue killer, aka a new vaccine

NEW HAVEN, CT – Merck Pharmaceuticals has announced the release of a new and improved DTaP and MMR vaccine which they hope to make available by the new year. “This is just one moreĀ in a long line of revenue killing vaccines that we have come up with,” said Merck CEO, Stan Hershal. “Every kid that […]

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