Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.

VP Mike Pence: “The Space Force is 6000 years in the making”

WASHINGTON – Vice President Mike Pence announced today that the newly formed Space Force has.

SpaceX looking for anti-vaccine volunteers for one-way trip to Mercury

SpaceX, Space Exploration Technologies Corporation, is looking to fill its latest rocket with anti-vaccine zealots.

Traces of vaccines found on Mercury

The Mercury space rover, Trace Amounts 1,recently sent back images and analyzed dust and rocks.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Neil deGrasse Tyson really regretting that Pluto tattoo

NEW YORK, NY – Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson is reportedly really regretting his now infamous.

Possible ninth planet, Planet X, really rubbing it in Pluto’s face

CAL TECH – Astronomers and physicists at Cal Tech University have theorized the existence of.