Wearing a mask may help protect against deadly chemtrails, new study finds

In a new study from Harvard University, researchers concluded that wearing mask to cover your nose and mouth may have a protective effect against not only respiratory diseases, but also against deadly chemtrails.

“We sprayed chemtrails over 3 different cities in Massachusetts and then followed the population in those cities for the last 4 months,” said Dr. Frank Defano. “We saw a strikingly lower rate of chemtrail injuries in people who regularly wore masks than we did in the anti-mask population.”

While not all the data are available from the study just yet, it appears as though only 20% of the people who were severely sprayed with chemtrails and wore masks ended up getting sick; a much lower rate than the 80% who normally get sick from chemtrails.

“We are very excited about our findings and are hoping to present the data (virtually) at several international conferences this year and next,” said Dr. Defano. “We really need to push governments to keep telling people to wear masks. The continued use of chemtrails as a form of mind control is expected to continue for the foreseeable future.”

Conspiracy theorists are somewhat confused by the news, not knowing how to react.

“Chemtrails are poison and they are making millions of people sick!” said Nina Morocco, conspiracy theorist. “And masks are also a form of government control and can cause you to lose oxygen and even die…and…well….they are both bad and we should stop both of them!”

Governments have been secretly spraying their own countries with toxic chemtrails for decades and it is only thanks to brave mavericks with the ability to make YouTube videos that the general population is finally being informed.

“Sheep, wake up, chemtrails, Monsanto, masks, plandemic, shills, do your research” said Morroco. Sage advice indeed.

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