Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”

Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”

PHOENIX, AZ – A fire hydrant in a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona burst last night, causing water to come spraying out all over the street. Children ran in excitement and began playing in the water, trying to cool off from the 90 degree weather. However, the children were not the only ones to rush to […]

Aging anti-vaxxer keeps claiming Mercury, not Aluminum, causes autism

Aging anti-vaxxer keeps claiming Mercury, not Aluminum, causes autism

Much to the consternation of younger members of the anti-vaccine movement, Sean Segal, a prominent 80 year-old founder of the modern anti-vaccine movement keeps claiming that the mercury in thiomersal causes autism. Thiomersal was removed from all childhood vaccines over a decade ago, prompting anti-vaccine advocates to shift the blame to other vaccine ingredients. “Look, […]

Outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across Oregon Trail

Outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across Oregon Trail

OREGON – Epidemiologists and doctors are baffled as to why the outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across all parts of the Oregon Trail despite their best efforts. “We have seen thousands of cases with no clear indication that the trend will slow down,” said epidemiologist Dr. Rick Haudas. Dysentery is an infection of the […]

6 cool chemical names to bust out in conversation to impress your coworkers

6 cool chemical names to bust out in conversation to impress your coworkers

Here are 6 quick and easy chemical names for everyday substances. Try to slip them into your conversations at work and impress your co-workers! This was a tactic originally devised by the anti-vaccine cult to make people believe they knew stuff about science.   Water – DiHydrogen Monoxide Salt – Sodium Chloride Aspirin – Acetylsalicylic […]

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