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World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’

GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.

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Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”

PHOENIX, AZ – A fire hydrant in a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona burst last night,.

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Mom’s kiss more effective than homeopathy in treating children’s pain

PITTSBURGH, PA – In a new study out of the University of Pittsburgh, researchers discovered that a kiss from mom or dad on a scrape or cut is just as effective as homeopathy for treating pain.

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Proctologist to examine Trump’s shithole as part of follow-up medical

WASHINGTON, DC – Reports indicate that although President Trump was given a clean bill of.

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Raw water may reduce cancer risk, study finds

In a new study released in the journal Cancer, the new raw water trend may reduce the.

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Large amounts of dihydrogen monoxide found in brains of vaccinated children, study finds

One of the main ingredients in the chemical cocktail known as vaccines is dihydrogen monoxide..

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