Alternative Homeopathy is the newest craze among physicians

Alternative Homeopathy is the newest craze among physicians

NEW YORK, NY – The medical world is abuzz with its latest trend: Alternative Homeopathy. “Basically Alternative Homeopathy is the opposite of traditional homeopathy in that it contains active ingredients,” explained Dr. Andrew Garland. “We found that by having actual ingredients in medicines really made them much more effective.” While homeopathy traditionally relies on something […]

6 top selling homeopathic treatments and what they can do for you

6 top selling homeopathic treatments and what they can do for you

Are you thinking about wasting some money? Feeling sick and don’t really wanna get better? Here is a list of some of the best selling homeopathic remedies on the market today and what they can do for you: Arnica (mountain daisy): Doesn’t do fuck all. Sinusalia (sinus pain): Doesn’t do fuck all. Magnesia phosphorica (phosphate […]

Naturopaths and chiropractors “just as good as real doctors”, study finds

Naturopaths and chiropractors “just as good as real doctors”, study finds

  A new study conducted by naturopaths and chiropractors has concluded that they are “just as good as real doctors” when it comes to practicing medicine. “We surveyed over 500 naturopaths and chiropractors and 100% of respondents felt they were just as well trained as real doctors,” said Willy DeMoss, co-author of the study. “Most […]

Cleveland Clinic Replaces Conventional Medicine with The Four Humors System Following Medical Director’s Devastating Cold

Cleveland Clinic Replaces Conventional Medicine with The Four Humors System Following Medical Director’s Devastating Cold

CLEVELAND, OH – Dr. Daniel Neides, Medical Director and Chief Operating Officer of the Cleveland Clinic Wellness Institute, announced his intention on Friday to abandon evidence-based, modern medicine in order to adopt the Four Humors, a healing system favored by Ancient Greek physicians and the doctors of the Middle Ages. Neides’ decision comes on the […]

Local man promises to start juice cleanse tomorrow

Local man promises to start juice cleanse tomorrow

The wife of Toronto resident Julian Dunkleman has confirmed reports that her 52 year old husband has promised to start a week-long juice cleanse at approximately 7am tomorrow morning. According to Mrs. Dunkleman, the cleanse was slated to begin yesterday but was postponed due to what her husband called a “stressful day at work”. Sources […]

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