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Alternative Homeopathy is the newest craze among physicians

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NEW YORK, NY – The medical world is abuzz with its latest trend: Alternative Homeopathy. “Basically Alternative Homeopathy is the opposite of traditional homeopathy in that it contains active ingredients,” explained Dr. Andrew Garland. “We found that by having actual ingredients in medicines really made…

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6 top selling homeopathic treatments and what they can do for you

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Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

Are you thinking about wasting some money? Feeling sick and don’t really wanna get better? Here is a list of some of the best selling homeopathic remedies on the market today and what they can do for you: Arnica (mountain daisy): Doesn’t do fuck all.…

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Naturopaths and chiropractors “just as good as real doctors”, study finds

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  A new study conducted by naturopaths and chiropractors has concluded that they are “just as good as real doctors” when it comes to practicing medicine. “We surveyed over 500 naturopaths and chiropractors and 100% of respondents felt they were just as well trained as…

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“We’ve been using alternative facts for years” say anti-vaccers, homeopaths

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WASHINGTON, DC – Anti-vaccers are upset that the Trump administration is getting all kinds of press and attention for using what they call “alternative facts” when in fact they have been using them for years. “We were one of the first groups to use alternative…

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Cleveland Clinic Replaces Conventional Medicine with The Four Humors System Following Medical Director’s Devastating Cold

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CLEVELAND, OH – Dr. Daniel Neides, Medical Director and Chief Operating Officer of the Cleveland Clinic Wellness Institute, announced his intention on Friday to abandon evidence-based, modern medicine in order to adopt the Four Humors, a healing system favored by Ancient Greek physicians and the…

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Local man promises to start juice cleanse tomorrow

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The wife of Toronto resident Julian Dunkleman has confirmed reports that her 52 year old husband has promised to start a week-long juice cleanse at approximately 7am tomorrow morning. According to Mrs. Dunkleman, the cleanse was slated to begin yesterday but was postponed due to…

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