PHOENIX, AZ – A fire hydrant in a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona burst last night, causing water to come spraying out all over the street. Children ran in excitement and began playing in the water, trying to cool off from the 90 degree weather. However, the children were not the only ones to rush to […]
GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.
NEW YORK, NY – The medical world is abuzz with its latest trend: Alternative Homeopathy. “Basically Alternative Homeopathy is the opposite of traditional homeopathy in that it contains active ingredients,” explained Dr. Andrew Garland. “We found that by having actual ingredients in medicines really made them much more effective.” While homeopathy traditionally relies on something […]
Are you thinking about wasting some money? Feeling sick and don’t really wanna get better? Here is a list of some of the best selling homeopathic remedies on the market today and what they can do for you: Arnica (mountain daisy): Doesn’t do fuck all. Sinusalia (sinus pain): Doesn’t do fuck all. Magnesia phosphorica (phosphate […]
A new study conducted by naturopaths and chiropractors has concluded that they are “just as good as real doctors” when it comes to practicing medicine. “We surveyed over 500 naturopaths and chiropractors and 100% of respondents felt they were just as well trained as real doctors,” said Willy DeMoss, co-author of the study. “Most […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Anti-vaccers are upset that the Trump administration is getting all kinds of press and attention for using what they call “alternative facts” when in fact they have been using them for years. “We were one of the first groups to use alternative facts and have used them for years,” said Sherri Tenpenny, […]