Outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across Oregon Trail

Outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across Oregon Trail

OREGON – Epidemiologists and doctors are baffled as to why the outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across all parts of the Oregon Trail despite their best efforts. “We have seen thousands of cases with no clear indication that the trend will slow down,” said epidemiologist Dr. Rick Haudas. Dysentery is an infection of the […]

6 cool chemical names to bust out in conversation to impress your coworkers

6 cool chemical names to bust out in conversation to impress your coworkers

Here are 6 quick and easy chemical names for everyday substances. Try to slip them into your conversations at work and impress your co-workers! This was a tactic originally devised by the anti-vaccine cult to make people believe they knew stuff about science.   Water – DiHydrogen Monoxide Salt – Sodium Chloride Aspirin – Acetylsalicylic […]

Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states

Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states

The CDC and FDA have confirmed that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases of Dunning-Kruger Disease (DKD), with all 50 states reporting cases. “We regret to announce that all 50 states are now reporting several cases of DKD” said CDC epidemiologist Mark Webber. “DKD is characterized as expressing or believing that one has […]

Vaccines one of main reasons for overpopulation, WHO finds

Vaccines one of main reasons for overpopulation, WHO finds

SWITZERLAND – A new study from the World Health Organization has deemed that vaccines are the main cause of overpopulation, due to them causing people to not die. “We looked at several different factors and determined that vaccines are the leading cause of living,” said the WHO’s Dr. Mike Furlong. “If we want to solve […]

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