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Anti-vaccine former doctor Andrew Wakefield accidentally blocks himself on Twitter

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Former doctor Andrew Wakefield, the darling of the anti-vaccine and anti-science movement, is known for blocking people who present facts about vaccines on Twitter; according to reports, he accidentally blocked himself yesterday after reading some of his own tweets. “I was reading some tweets I…

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Harry Potter Universe more factual than world Piers Morgan lives in, scientists say

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In a breaking news release from The Daily Prophet earlier today, scientists concluded that the world of Harry Potter is actually more factual and realistic than the world Piers Morgan lives in. “When looking at Mr. Morgan’s canon of work, it is clear he lives…

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Man finds cure to illness on completely legitimate website

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Convinced that he’d finally found the cure for his long-term illness, local resident Lee Williams thanked the website “Totally Real Medicine” for his new chance at life. “It was absolutely amazing,” said Williams, who, despite suffering from his sickness for the last several years, has…

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Tom Brady to receive honorary degree in Atmospheric Science from University of Phoenix

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BOSTON, MA – Tom Brady is set to have some good news to come out of “deflate-gate” scandal, after The University of Phoenix announced today that they would be awarding Brady an honorary degree in Atmospheric Science. “Mr. Brady has shown outstanding knowledge and practical…

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Education Secretary Betsy DaVos to reportedly add Flying Spaghetti Monster to school curriculum

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WASHINGTON, DC – Billionaire Betsy DaVos, home-school and anti-science expert, will be the Education Secretary tapped with leading America’s education into the future. One small hiccup for some is that she is not very fond of education. “I believe home schooling and religious schooling is…

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Trump displaying classic symptoms of rabies, infectious disease experts say

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WASHINGTON, DC – A growing number of infectious disease experts are worried that President Donald Trump is displaying all the classic signs of a rabies infection. “Mr. Trump is showing signs of extreme agitation, anxiety and confusion,” said Dr. Frank Sarivall of the CDC. “Another…

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