Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study finds

Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study finds

PROVIDENCE, RI – In a new study coming out of Brown University, researchers concluded that being sprayed with chemtrails actually has a positive effect when it comes to vaccine injuries. “We sprayed chemtrails over 3 different cities in Rhode Island and then followed children in those cities for 4 years,” said Dr. Frank Defano. “We […]

CDC Director on the Spread of Zika: Welp

CDC Director on the Spread of Zika: Welp

Miami, FL – Tom Frieden, the nation’s leading infectious disease expert, delivered a solemn message last week about the spread of Zika, the mosquito-borne virus that is spreading throughout Florida. The hoarse Frieden stood before the Miami audience and just said, “Welp,” and walked off the stage. The exhausted Frieden, who has spent months warning […]

Merck buys out tinfoil company ALCAN, conspiracy theorists not sure what to do

Merck buys out tinfoil company ALCAN, conspiracy theorists not sure what to do

NEW YORK, NY – In a shocking turn of events, pharmaceutical and autism-causing company Merck has bought out ALCAN. ALCAN is one of the largest producers of aluminum foil and tinfoil which is used by anti-vaccine advocates, chemtrail believers, 9/11 truthers, etc. to protect themselves from government mind control. “This is a very sad day […]

The Monsanto Minute: They are controlling you right now

The Monsanto Minute: They are controlling you right now

Thanks for clicking to read this article. Did you know Monsanto made you do that? Are you chuckling right now or scoffing at that idea? Monsanto made you do that too. Even as your eyes scan this page, moving from left to right to read the words, Monsanto is secretly controlling your every movement, thought, […]

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