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Shocking truth: Sheep only sleep 4 hours a day, AWAKE more than most other animals

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In a breaking story you won’t find anywhere else except for the internet, The Science Post has learned that sheep are actually awake more than nearly all other animals. While many people often say that sheep are asleep and not “AWAKE” to what is going…

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Merck buys out tinfoil company ALCAN, conspiracy theorists not sure what to do

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NEW YORK, NY – In a shocking turn of events, pharmaceutical and autism-causing company Merck has bought out ALCAN. ALCAN is one of the largest producers of aluminum foil and tinfoil which is used by anti-vaccine advocates, chemtrail believers, 9/11 truthers, etc. to protect themselves…

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Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study finds

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PROVIDENCE, RI – In a new study coming out of Brown University, researchers concluded that being sprayed with chemtrails actually has a positive effect when it comes to vaccine injuries. “We sprayed chemtrails over 3 different cities in Rhode Island and then followed children in…

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The Monsanto Minute: They are controlling you right now

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Thanks for clicking to read this article. Did you know Monsanto made you do that? Are you chuckling right now or scoffing at that idea? Monsanto made you do that too. Even as your eyes scan this page, moving from left to right to read…

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Area man goes most of his adult life believing everything he reads on the internet

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NEW YORK, NY – Local man Jeremy Jones, 33, spent the better part of 7 days believing everything and anything he read on the internet. It was only when one of his friends told him about that a website posted some untrue stories that he realized…

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