Biologists observe Anti-Vaccers making tools, solving simple problems at area Zoo

Biologists observe Anti-Vaccers making tools, solving simple problems at area Zoo

SAN DIEGO, CA – Researchers at the San Diego Zoo observed some exciting behavior from the Anti-Vaccer enclosure this week: the mammals were observed making tools to open coconuts, exhibited some social behavior and solved some simple geometric problems. “We never knew Anti-Vaccers (Illiterus scientificus) were capable of this type of behavior, especially given the […]

Anti-vaccine mom blames vaccines after son sprains ankle playing soccer

Anti-vaccine mom blames vaccines after son sprains ankle playing soccer

CHICAGO, IL – Mary Saunders, 32 year-old mother of Sean Saunders, had her son vaccinated before she had an internet connection and learned the true dangers of vaccines. This past weekend Sean was playing soccer with his little tikes team The Dragons, when Sean stepped on the ball and rolled his ankle. A mother of […]

Breaking News: Scientists create new toxin to add to vaccines

Breaking News: Scientists create new toxin to add to vaccines

NEW HAVEN, CT – In a breaking story from earlier today, Big Pharma announced that scientists have created a new toxin called “Autisocin” which can harmfully be added to vaccines at minimal cost. “This is a big breakthrough for us,” said Dr. Paul Profit. “We are always looking for new and exciting ways to squeeze […]

Anti-vaccer submits two-word masters thesis "Google it"

Anti-vaccer submits two-word masters thesis "Google it"

Jack Crosby, anti-vaccer and graduate student via an uncle on the admissions board, finally submitted his masters thesis after months of writes and re-writes. The title of his thesis, “How vaccines are destroying our brains and are, like, really bad” was officially submitted to the dean of graduate studies this week. “I think it’s really, […]

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