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Anti-vaccine mom blames vaccines after son sprains ankle playing soccer

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CHICAGO, IL – Mary Saunders, 32 year-old mother of Sean Saunders, had her son vaccinated before she had an internet connection and learned the true dangers of vaccines. This past weekend Sean was playing soccer with his little tikes team The Dragons, when Sean stepped…

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Area man forced to bring child to doctor after anti-vaccine Facebook group can’t give him diagnosis

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FAIRMONT, MA – Mark Webber, father of 4 year old Mackenzie Webber, was forced to take drastic action this past week and bring his daughter to see a Big Pharma controlled doctor.   “She had been coughing with a pretty high fever and a really…

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Anti-vaccer submits two-word masters thesis "Google it"

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Jack Crosby, anti-vaccer and graduate student via an uncle on the admissions board, finally submitted his masters thesis after months of writes and re-writes. The title of his thesis, “How vaccines are destroying our brains and are, like, really bad” was officially submitted to the…

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Delayed reaction: Woman suffers vaccine injury 10 years after getting vaccine

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ST. PAUL, MN – Theresa Herbert, 38, was recently diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis. She didn’t think much about vaccines when she got the news, but she soon starting doing some digging on the internet about possible causes of MS. That’s when she came across the…

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