Much to the consternation of younger members of the anti-vaccine movement, Sean Segal, a prominent 80 year-old founder of the modern anti-vaccine movement keeps claiming that the mercury in thiomersal causes autism. Thiomersal was removed from all childhood vaccines over a decade ago, prompting anti-vaccine advocates to shift the blame to other vaccine ingredients. “Look, […]
Local mother Nancy Del Grande recently stumbled upon a website showing all the possible causes of death in the United States. After some quick math showed her that dying in a car accident or choking to death on food are much more likely that a serious vaccine reaction, she made the difficult choice to not […]
WASHINGTON – In a breaking story coming out of Washington, officials have announced that they have found traces of the mysterious “Covfefe” in some childhood vaccines. “We expect find trace amounts of mercury, glyphosate, fetuses, all the usual stuff but not covfefe,” said a CDC official. “This is very disturbing news as we don’t yet […]
At what was supposed to be a cordial meeting between two un-great minds turned into a heated argument full of hurling insults and conjecture. Jenny McCarthy, the undisputed queen of the anti-vaccine movement, went head to head with the king of the anti-vaccine movement, former doctor Andrew Wakefield. The two got into a heated exchange […]
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Mommy bloggers, anti-vaccine cult members and natural health advocates the world over are mobilizing a massive student walkout at the Google University over the proposed changes to Google’s new search algorithm. Google is contemplating instituting a new search results model which would rank results by accuracy. This is bad news for […]
A local boy named Billy Ullman has been diagnosed with autism just 3 months after his parents opted out of his routine DTaP vaccination. “I don’t know how this happened,” said his distraught mother, Skye. “We skipped all his vaccinations like our naturopath told us to and he still got autism. I have no idea […]