Over 100 seniors die just years after getting pneumococcal vaccine

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NEW YORK, NY - In a breaking story you won't find anywhere else, The Science Post has learned than over 100 elderly patients at a hospice center in New York City have died following their pneumococcal vaccines. "We have…

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HIV cure within sight from ping pong table

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Treatment of the HIV/AIDS epidemic may take a sharp turn in coming years, as a Melbourne based research team has firmly stated that a cure is "within sight from the ping-pong table.…

Pharma Shills threatening to strike

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NEW YORK, NY - Local 277 who represents Pharma Shills worldwide, is threatening to strike if a new collective bargaining agreement is not reached with Big Pharma. Pharma Shills are employed by…

Pfizer announces new vaccine to protect against vaccine injuries

Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer announced today that they would be debuting a new vaccine in early 2016 to protect against vaccine injuries. "The vaccine works like most other vaccines, with the shot containing…

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Over 100 seniors die just years after getting pneumococcal vaccine

NEW YORK, NY - In a breaking story you won't find anywhere else, The Science Post has learned than over 100 elderly patients at…

UN cancels all further action on climate change after internet commenter exposes it as a hoax

The United Nations announced today that any and all action and/or conferences focusing on climate change will immediately cease. The announcement comes after…

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Breaking: Homeopath overdoses in horrible drowning accident

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In a cruel twist of fate a local homeopathic “doctor” has drowned at his summer home on Lake Michigan, or as some people…

Women diagnosed via Google with Chronic Lyme and Morgellons Disease, essential oils now only hope

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SAN JOSE, CA - Things just keep getting worse for Nancy Ballmer, 44, who was recently diagnosed via a Google search with both…

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New study: A GMO apple a day will help keep the doctor away, but will also give you cancer

A new study issued by the consumer advocacy group Natural is Always Better Inc. (NIABI)…

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Scientists confirm apple bitten by Snow White was a GMO, Witch worked for Monsanto

In a breaking story you won't read anywhere else, The Spudd has learned that the…

Local anti-vaccine mother does some math, won’t allow child in car or to eat food

Local mother Nancy Del Grande recently stumbled upon a website showing all the possible causes…

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New study: A GMO apple a day will help keep the doctor away, but will also give you cancer

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A new study issued by the consumer advocacy group Natural is Always Better Inc. (NIABI)…

CDC releases new list of vaccine side effects: old age, grey hair, top list

ATLANTA, GA - The CDC released a new and updated list of possible side effects for…

Joel Osteen on short list for Nobel Peace Prize after opening doors of mega church

HOUSTON, TX - In what as being heralded as the greatest act of humanitarian aid…

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Anti-vaccine mom blames vaccines after son sprains ankle playing soccer

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CHICAGO, IL - Mary Saunders, 32 year-old mother of Sean Saunders, had her son vaccinated before she had an internet…

CDC scientist admits some vaccine ingredients can be toxic at high enough doses, especially Dihydrogen monoxide

ATLANTA, GA - The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) made a shocking announcement today admitting that some…

Man doesn’t win lottery after getting flu shot, immediately blames vaccines

ATLANTA, GA – Kenneth Hann is furious. For years Kenneth has bought his lottery tickets at the same place on…