Study shows Keto, Vegan diets only work if you tell everyone about it

A new study looking at ketogenic and vegan diets has revealed they only yield positive results if the user tells everyone about it. "We followed four different groups for over two years: two groups who used the diets…

Pharma News

Lost Meningitis Brady Bunch episode found

A long-lost Brady Bunch episode about the hijinks surrounding a family meningococcal meningitis outbreak has been uncovered by Hollywood archivists. “We wanted to show what would happen if one of the kids…

Big Pharma manages to keep cure for cancer secret for another year

Big Pharma is celebrating as once again they have gone another year with managing to keep to the cure for cancer a secret. “We had a few scares there this year, especially…

Breaking: Anti-vaccers are actually paid Pharma Shills

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In what is sure to send shockwaves through both the pro-vaccine/pro-science side of the non-existent vaccine debate and the anti-vaccine propagandists, The Spudd has learned that most if not all anti-vaccers are…

Conspiracy News

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UN cancels all further action on climate change after internet commenter exposes it as a hoax

The United Nations announced today that any and all action and/or conferences focusing on climate change will immediately cease. The announcement comes after…

Plane crash kills 163 after pilot forgets to turn off chemtrails when landing

PHOENIX, AZ - A tragic accident that could have been avoided took the lives of all 163 people on board the Boeing 737…

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Organic food linked to Morgellons disease, gluten sensitivity and chronic Lyme disease

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In a truly heartbreaking story, The Science Post has learned that several brands of organic food have been linked to Morgellons disease, gluten…

Mom’s kiss more effective than homeopathy in treating children’s pain

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

PITTSBURGH, PA - In a new study out of the University of Pittsburgh, researchers discovered that a kiss from mom or dad on…

Food & Science

Study shows Keto, Vegan diets only work if you tell everyone about it

A new study looking at ketogenic and vegan diets has revealed they only yield positive…

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Study shows less than half of anti-GMO advocates actually know what a GMO is

CAMBRIDGE, MA - A recent study by the Harvard School of Agriculture shows that less…

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Anti-GMO advocates shocked to learn organic food industry is “for-profit”

ST. LOUIS, MI - In a breaking story making headlines across the globe, anti-GMO advocates…

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“Rabies is a harmless puppyhood disease” say anti-vaccine dogs

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Several anti-vaccine dogs issued a statement today saying that they believe rabies is a harmless…

Why some parents are choosing to delay or skip vaccinations for their children

A growing amount of parents are delaying or even skipping vaccines for their children altogether,…

Jessica Biel takes stance against California seat belt law

Los Angeles, CA - Jessica Biel, best known for her groundbreaking research in virology and…

Vaccine News

Mattel introduces new line of anti-vaccine Barbies complete with viruses and bacteria

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LOS ANGELES, CA - Mattel announced a new line of Barbies today to much fanfare among conspiracy theorists: the anti-vaccine…

Anti-vaccer demands new car have brakes removed

LOS ANGELES, CA - Local anti-vaccine cult member Heather Murray recently attempted to purchase a new Honda Civic at her…

CDC quietly admits vaccines cause antibodies

ATLANTA, GA - Fresh on the heals of the SB277 ordeal and the CDC whistleblower scandal, the Centers for Disease…

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