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LOS ANGELES, CA – Local anti-vaccine, anti-medicine, anti-GMO and flying enthusiast Jake Crosby, 37, decided he was going to learn how to fly. He immediately went to his favorite source of information: YouTube.

“I learned all about vaccines, medicine, the truth about 9/11, basically everything I know from YouTube,” explained Crosby. “The videos on there are more accurate and provide more information that scientists and doctors learn during their entire education, so I assume it is the same for pilots.”

It is well established that the average internet commenter knows more than doctors and scientists when it comes to things like vaccines and healthcare, but it is a little known fact that one can also learn more than airline pilots do as well.

“I watch several hours of flight training videos and played a few flight simulator video games. I would consider myself an expert in the field of aviation….along with medicine and vaccines too of course” said Crosby.

So what went wrong?

“Well after I forged all the necessary documents in order to rent a small plane, I only managed to get it off the ground about 20…

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Local anti-vaccine, anti-medicine, anti-GMO and flying enthusiast Jake Crosby, 37, decided he was going to learn how to fly. He immediately went to his favorite source of information: YouTube.

“I learned all about vaccines, medicine, the truth about 9/11, basically everything I know from YouTube,” explained Crosby. “The videos on there are more accurate and provide more information that scientists and doctors learn during their entire education, so I assume it is the same for pilots.”

It is well established that the average internet commenter knows more than doctors and scientists when it comes to things like vaccines and healthcare, but it is a little known fact that one can also learn more than airline pilots do as well.

“I watch several hours of flight training videos and played a few flight simulator video games. I would consider myself an expert in the field of aviation….along with medicine and vaccines too of course” said Crosby.

So what went wrong?

“Well after I forged all the necessary documents in order to rent a small plane, I only managed to get it off the ground about 20 feet or so before I came crashing down,” he recalled. “It wasn’t my fault though. The plane clearly had something wrong with it. I didn’t realize how much aluminum and mercury was in airplanes. No wonder they are so dangerous. I also found out after…

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Local anti-vaccine, anti-medicine, anti-GMO and flying enthusiast Jake Crosby, 37, decided he was going to learn how to fly. He immediately went to his favorite source of information: YouTube.

“I learned all about vaccines, medicine, the truth about 9/11, basically everything I know from YouTube,” explained…

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TORONTO, CANADA – Team doctors for the 2016 USA World Cup men’s hockey team announced today that the entire roster has been diagnosed with both sleeping sickness and chronic fatigue syndrome.

“We just received the results of all the tests, and all 23 players have both sleeping sickness and chronic fatigue syndrome,” said team doctor Dr. Gary Trapp. “While this is obviously terrible news, it does explain a lot…”

Mostly prevalent in Africa, sleeping sickness is caused by the parasite Trypanosoma brucei and transmitted by the tsetse fly. It is often referred to as the disease which “turns people into zombies.” Chronic fatigue syndrome is characterized by extreme fatigue or tiredness that doesn’t go away with rest.

“Well this certainly explains a lot of what happened in this tournament,” said ex-NHL and USA team member Brett Hull. “Because if I had to describe how they played those games, it would be that they played like zombies.”

Team USA had high hopes coming into the tournament but unfortunately played like absolute shit and were eliminated in two games.

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ATLANTA, GA – The CDC announced today that they would be doing more testing on the safety and efficacy of the MMR, Varicella and DTaP vaccines over the next 10 years.

Anti-vaccine advocates often criticize the CDC for not doing enough studies on vaccines, but as it turns out, they get equally mad when the CDC does do studies on vaccines…

 

 

The Science Post reached out to Ms. McLennon to clarify her position on vaccine studies, but when shown her conflicting Facebook status updates (pictured above) she called us shills and hung up the phone, presumably to go do more “research” or try and get us banned from Facebook.

 

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Local anti-vaccine, anti-medicine, anti-GMO and flying enthusiast Jake Crosby, 37, decided he was going to learn how to fly. He immediately went to his favorite source of information: YouTube.

“I learned all about vaccines, medicine, the truth about 9/11, basically everything I know from YouTube,” explained Crosby. “The videos on there are more accurate and provide more information that scientists and doctors learn during their entire education, so I assume it is the same for pilots.”

It is well established that the average internet commenter knows more than doctors and scientists when it comes to things like vaccines and healthcare, but it is a little known fact that one can also learn more than airline pilots do as well.

“I watch several hours of flight training videos and played a few flight simulator video games. I would consider myself an expert in the field of aviation….along with medicine and vaccines too of course” said Crosby.

So what went wrong?

“Well after I forged all the necessary documents in order to rent a small plane, I only managed to get it off the ground about 20 feet or so before I came crashing down,” he recalled. “It wasn’t my fault though. The plane clearly had something wrong with it. I didn’t realize how much aluminum and mercury was in airplanes. No wonder they are so dangerous. I also found out after the fact that there has NEVER been a pilot vs no-pilot study regarding airplane…