New law makes it legal for atheist doctors and nurses to refuse care to religious patients

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JACKSON, MS - A new law in Mississippi has made it legal for doctors and nurses to refuse care to certain patients on religious grounds . The law allows medical staff to refuse treatment to members of the LGBQT…

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Lost Meningitis Brady Bunch episode found

A long-lost Brady Bunch episode about the hijinks surrounding a family meningococcal meningitis outbreak has been uncovered by Hollywood archivists. “We wanted to show what would happen if one of the kids…

Big Pharma manages to keep cure for cancer secret for another year

Big Pharma is celebrating as once again they have gone another year with managing to keep to the cure for cancer a secret. “We had a few scares there this year, especially…

Breaking: Anti-vaccers are actually paid Pharma Shills

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In what is sure to send shockwaves through both the pro-vaccine/pro-science side of the non-existent vaccine debate and the anti-vaccine propagandists, The Spudd has learned that most if not all anti-vaccers are…

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CDC experimenting with oral vaccines which will contain fluoride

ATLANTA, GA - The CDC is reportedly working on a new set of childhood vaccines which would eliminate the use of needles, one…

Merck to add glyphosate to vaccines in huge deal with Monsanto

Pharmaceutical giant Merck announced today that they would be altering the recipe for their vaccines and making them even more toxic by adding…

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World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’

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GENEVA - The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David "Avocado" Wolfe as 'probably carcinogenic'. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently…

Organic food linked to Morgellons disease, gluten sensitivity and chronic Lyme disease

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In a truly heartbreaking story, The Science Post has learned that several brands of organic food have been linked to Morgellons disease, gluten…

Food & Science

Study shows Keto, Vegan diets only work if you tell everyone about it

A new study looking at ketogenic and vegan diets has revealed they only yield positive…

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Study shows less than half of anti-GMO advocates actually know what a GMO is

CAMBRIDGE, MA - A recent study by the Harvard School of Agriculture shows that less…

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Anti-GMO advocates shocked to learn organic food industry is “for-profit”

ST. LOUIS, MI - In a breaking story making headlines across the globe, anti-GMO advocates…

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New law makes it legal for atheist doctors and nurses to refuse care to religious patients

science, health, satire, vaccines.

JACKSON, MS - A new law in Mississippi has made it legal for doctors and…

Hospital to replace doctors with parents who have done their research

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all…

CDC releases new list of vaccine side effects: old age, grey hair, top list

ATLANTA, GA - The CDC released a new and updated list of possible side effects for…

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Biologists observe Anti-Vaccers making tools, solving simple problems at area Zoo

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SAN DIEGO, CA - Researchers at the San Diego Zoo observed some exciting behavior from the Anti-Vaccer enclosure this week:…

Mattel introduces new line of anti-vaccine Barbies complete with viruses and bacteria

LOS ANGELES, CA - Mattel announced a new line of Barbies today to much fanfare among conspiracy theorists: the anti-vaccine…

Anti-vaccer demands new car have brakes removed

LOS ANGELES, CA - Local anti-vaccine cult member Heather Murray recently attempted to purchase a new Honda Civic at her…

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