CDC to create new “Department of Karens” to help fight pandemic

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The CDC is pulling out all the stops to help fight the Coronavirus pandemic, including opening a brand new department consisting of nothing but people named Karen. "If we have learned one thing from this outbreak it's that…

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Lost Meningitis Brady Bunch episode found

A long-lost Brady Bunch episode about the hijinks surrounding a family meningococcal meningitis outbreak has been uncovered by Hollywood archivists. “We wanted to show what would happen if one of the kids…

Big Pharma manages to keep cure for cancer secret for another year

Big Pharma is celebrating as once again they have gone another year with managing to keep to the cure for cancer a secret. “We had a few scares there this year, especially…

Breaking: Anti-vaccers are actually paid Pharma Shills

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In what is sure to send shockwaves through both the pro-vaccine/pro-science side of the non-existent vaccine debate and the anti-vaccine propagandists, The Spudd has learned that most if not all anti-vaccers are…

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Anti-vaccers confused by decline in measles cases after vaccination campaign in Samoa

SAMOA - The measles outbreak in Samoa which has claimed at least 70 lives (mostly children under 5) is finally starting to get…

NSA confirms everything is a conspiracy, conspiracy theorists not convinced

NEW YORK, NY - The NSA announced today that yes, everything that happens or has ever happened in history is a conspiracy. Vaccines,…

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World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’

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GENEVA - The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David "Avocado" Wolfe as 'probably carcinogenic'. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently…

Organic food linked to Morgellons disease, gluten sensitivity and chronic Lyme disease

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In a truly heartbreaking story, The Science Post has learned that several brands of organic food have been linked to Morgellons disease, gluten…

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Study shows Keto, Vegan diets only work if you tell everyone about it

A new study looking at ketogenic and vegan diets has revealed they only yield positive…

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Study shows less than half of anti-GMO advocates actually know what a GMO is

CAMBRIDGE, MA - A recent study by the Harvard School of Agriculture shows that less…

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Anti-GMO advocates shocked to learn organic food industry is “for-profit”

ST. LOUIS, MI - In a breaking story making headlines across the globe, anti-GMO advocates…

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CDC to create new “Department of Karens” to help fight pandemic

science, health, satire, vaccines.

The CDC is pulling out all the stops to help fight the Coronavirus pandemic, including…

CDC releases updated formula for how much toilet paper you need to hoard during pandemic

ATLANTA - The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released a new and updated…

“We didn’t expect the COVID 19 biological weapon to work so fast,” says China CDC

The release of a novel Coronavirus (COVID 19) by the Chinese CDC has gone much…

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Crazy mom still decides to vaccinate her daughter even after being shown multiple anti-vaccine memes

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Local mom Katie Smith, 32, shocked everyone when she announced she was taking her daughter to get her childhood vaccines.…

Anti-vaccers voted Worst People on Facebook

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA - Poll results collected by Facebook, Inc. were released today revealing that anti-vaccine advocates are "the worst"…

Breaking: Santa delivering presents to only vaccinated children

NORTH POLE - The North Pole Press Association has announced that due to the increase in vaccine-preventable diseases this past…

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