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Several anti-vaccine dogs issued a statement today saying that they believe rabies is a harmless disease that all puppies need to go through to get natural immunity.

“Back in my day we all got rabies, not big deal” said 13 year old Rex. “Now they want to give everyone toxic rabies vaccines full of toxins that cause pawtism.”

The anti-vaccine dog movement is based on a fraudulent study linking the rabies vaccine to pawtism by former veterinarian Andrew Wagfield.

“Wagfield was vilified by the canine media and we all know he was right about the dangers of the rabies vaccine,” explained Rex.

Several anti-vaccine dog groups have formed over the past few years including the National Dog Vaccine Information Center and websites such as DogfoWars and Natural Bones have been pushing anti-vaccine agendas for some time.

“Rabies is NOT a harmless disease. Not at all,” said veterinarian Dr. David Morski. “Rabies is deadly and the more puppies that avoid getting the vaccine due to unfounded pawtism fears, the more puppies we will see needlessly dying.”

The rabies vaccine has been thoroughly tested and proven to be safe by numerous studies…

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Several anti-vaccine dogs issued a statement today saying that they believe rabies is a harmless disease that all puppies need to go through to get natural immunity.

“Back in my day we all got rabies, not big deal” said 13 year old Rex. “Now they want to give everyone toxic rabies vaccines full of toxins that cause pawtism.”

The anti-vaccine dog movement is based on a fraudulent study linking the rabies vaccine to pawtism by former veterinarian Andrew Wagfield.

“Wagfield was vilified by the canine media and we all know he was right about the dangers of the rabies vaccine,” explained Rex.

Several anti-vaccine dog groups have formed over the past few years including the National Dog Vaccine Information Center and websites such as DogfoWars and Natural Bones have been pushing anti-vaccine agendas for some time.

“Rabies is NOT a harmless disease. Not at all,” said veterinarian Dr. David Morski. “Rabies is deadly and the more puppies that avoid getting the vaccine due to unfounded pawtism fears, the more puppies we will see needlessly dying.”

The rabies vaccine has been thoroughly tested and proven to be safe by numerous studies and trials. However, the anti-vaccine dogs refuse to believe them claiming they are all part of a global conspiracy by Big Pawrma.

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NEW YORK, NY – In a recent study of anti-vaccine education and alma maters, Google University and The YouTube Institute of Technology (YIT) came out on top.

“Google University had the largest graduate pool, with nearly 60% of anti-vaccers graduating from there,” said principal investigator Dr. Mike Grainger. “YIT came in second with 23%, followed by community colleges (13%), and then finally regular colleges and universities (4%).”

What this shows, say researchers, is how anti-vaccine advocates often think outside the box and won’t be indoctrinated by state run colleges and universities which brainwash people into sheep who follow the status quo.

“I graduated with a bachelors, masters and PhD from Google,” said Jenny McCarthy. “If anyone should be called ‘doctor’, it’s me. I know more about medicine, health, nutrition, immunology and epidemiology than maybe anyone I know. Except perhaps for a few homeopaths and Reiki masters I hang out with.”

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Local anti-vaccer Mark Quigley had a go of using PubMed to help get some evidence of the harmful side effects of vaccines. He ended up having a lot of difficulty.

“I always hear these pro-vaccine, pro-science types going on about peer-reviewed this and that” explained Quigley. “So I thought I would give it a go myself. It turned out to be a lot harder than I thought.”

Quigley found out right away that unfortunately there are not many articles which “expose” vaccines as the true dangers he and other anti-vaccine cult members believe them to be.

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As is standard protocol for the anti-vaccine camp, Quigley quickly assumed that PubMed was bought and paid for by Big Pharma and any study found therein is invalid.

“This is another classic case of everything that goes against what I already believe to be true, must be part of the conspiracy. I think for the sake of the truth and for my sanity I’ll just stick with good old fashioned anecdotes. They have always been the mainstay of all the anti-vaccine maverick doctors like Drs. Mercola and Tenpenny” stated Quigley.

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Several anti-vaccine dogs issued a statement today saying that they believe rabies is a harmless disease that all puppies need to go through to get natural immunity.

“Back in my day we all got rabies, not big deal” said 13 year old Rex. “Now they want to give everyone toxic rabies vaccines full of toxins that cause pawtism.”

The anti-vaccine dog movement is based on a fraudulent study linking the rabies vaccine to pawtism by former veterinarian Andrew Wagfield.

“Wagfield was vilified by the canine media and we all know he was right about the dangers of the rabies vaccine,” explained Rex.

Several anti-vaccine dog groups have formed over the past few years including the National Dog Vaccine Information Center and websites such as DogfoWars and Natural Bones have been pushing anti-vaccine agendas for some time.

“Rabies is NOT a harmless disease. Not at all,” said veterinarian Dr. David Morski. “Rabies is deadly and the more puppies that avoid getting the vaccine due to unfounded pawtism fears, the more puppies we will see needlessly dying.”

The rabies vaccine has been thoroughly tested and proven to be safe by numerous studies and trials. However, the anti-vaccine dogs refuse to believe them claiming they are all part of a global conspiracy by Big Pawrma.

“All of those studies were bought and paid for by Big Pawrma,” says Rex. “They have never done a rabies vaccine vs no rabies vaccine trial. Ever. What are they so scared of?”

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