Peer reviewed studies soon to be replaced by CAPS LOCK

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

NEW HAVEN, CT - In a statement released today from both the Cochrane Group and PubMed, all peer reviewed journals will soon be obsolete and replaced with caps lock. "We have found that people believe using caps lock…

Pharma News

Big Pharma manages to keep cure for cancer secret for another year

Big Pharma is celebrating as once again they have gone another year with managing to keep to the cure for cancer a secret. “We had a few scares there this year, especially…

Breaking: Anti-vaccers are actually paid Pharma Shills

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In what is sure to send shockwaves through both the pro-vaccine/pro-science side of the non-existent vaccine debate and the anti-vaccine propagandists, The Spudd has learned that most if not all anti-vaccers are…

HIV cure within sight from ping pong table

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Treatment of the HIV/AIDS epidemic may take a sharp turn in coming years, as a Melbourne based research team has firmly stated that a cure is "within sight from the ping-pong table.…

Conspiracy News

Breaking: Aunt Becky may have helped DJ get into veterinary college

In a breaking story, The Science Post has learned that Rebecca Donaldson aka Aunt Becky, may have bribed the admissions department to get…

NSA confirms everything is a conspiracy, conspiracy theorists not convinced

NEW YORK, NY - The NSA announced today that yes, everything that happens or has ever happened in history is a conspiracy. Vaccines,…

Alt Med

Mom’s kiss more effective than homeopathy in treating children’s pain

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

PITTSBURGH, PA - In a new study out of the University of Pittsburgh, researchers discovered that a kiss from mom or dad on…

Study shows 80% of naturopaths were rejected from real med school first

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A new study released from the Association of American Medical Colleges shows that just over 80% of naturopathic "doctors" applied to and were…

Food & Science

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Study concludes it’s still OK to blame Obama or Monsanto for another year

WASHINGTON - In a new study published today by the GOP, they concluded it is…

science, health, satire, vaccines.

Study shows less than half of anti-GMO advocates actually know what a GMO is

CAMBRIDGE, MA - A recent study by the Harvard School of Agriculture shows that less…

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Breaking: Anti-vaccers are actually paid Pharma Shills

In what is sure to send shockwaves through both the pro-vaccine/pro-science side of the non-existent…

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Peer reviewed studies soon to be replaced by CAPS LOCK

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

NEW HAVEN, CT - In a statement released today from both the Cochrane Group and…

Breaking: Aunt Becky may have helped DJ get into veterinary college

In a breaking story, The Science Post has learned that Rebecca Donaldson aka Aunt Becky,…

Mom sets new record for time it takes to text “OK”

Local mom Nancy Freeman, 56, set a new record this weekend for the time it…

Vaccine News

Young girl breaks arm just months after getting HPV vaccine, doctors refuse to call it a vaccine injury

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PITTSBURGH, PA - The parents of 13 year-old Jessica Jones are sharing the truly horrific story of their daughter's vaccine…

Woman spends all day searching internet for vaccine stories to embarrass herself in comments

Local anti-vaccer Sheila Doughtry, 41, spends most of her days on the internet searching for any story related to vaccines…

Pro-vaccer bullies anti-vaccer by asking for proof of claims and citing peer-reviewed studies

PALO ALTO, CA - Pro-vaccine advocates are known for being bullies, especially when dealing with anti-vaccine advocates who make claims…