Local amateur scientist and vaccine skeptic Marjorie Kipp can now unofficially call herself “Doctor”. Dr. Kipp announced that she had graduated from the U of G with a PhD in…
Local mom graduates from University of Google with PhD in Immunology
Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”
PHOENIX, AZ – A fire hydrant in a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona burst last night, causing water to come spraying out all over the street. Children ran in excitement and…
Aging anti-vaxxer keeps claiming Mercury, not Aluminum, causes autism
Much to the consternation of younger members of the anti-vaccine movement, Sean Segal, a prominent 80 year-old founder of the modern anti-vaccine movement keeps claiming that the mercury in thiomersal…
Local anti-vaccine mother does some math, won’t allow child in car or to eat food
Local mother Nancy Del Grande recently stumbled upon a website showing all the possible causes of…
Breaking News: Trace amounts of Covfefe found in childhood vaccines
WASHINGTON – In a breaking story coming out of Washington, officials have announced that they have…
Andrew Wakefield and Jenny McCarthy get in huge fight over who has injured more children
At what was supposed to be a cordial meeting between two un-great minds turned into a…
Anti-vaccers stage walkout at Google University
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Mommy bloggers, anti-vaccine cult members and natural health advocates the world over…
Local anti-vaccine mother does some math, won’t allow child in car or to eat food
New study: A GMO apple a day will help keep the doctor away, but will also give you cancer
Anti-GMO advocates shocked to learn organic food industry is “for-profit”
Pretentious, gluten-free, anti-GMO daughter devours gluten-filled, GMO supper and doesn’t notice
UN cancels all further action on climate change after internet commenter exposes it as a hoax
Over 100 seniors die just years after getting pneumococcal vaccine
Breaking: 9/11 was a false flag vaccine/chemtrail experiment orchestrated by Monsanto
Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study finds
Local mom graduates from University of Google with PhD in Immunology
Outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across Oregon Trail
6 cool chemical names to bust out in conversation to impress your coworkers
New 100% mercury vaccine stopped in Phase III of trial due to safety concerns
“We’ve been using alternative facts for years” say anti-vaccers, homeopaths
Cleveland Clinic Replaces Conventional Medicine with The Four Humors System Following Medical Director’s Devastating Cold
Local man promises to start juice cleanse tomorrow
Lancet publishes new controversial study showing homeopathic vaccines may be linked to autism spectrum disorder
HIV cure within sight from ping pong table
Treatment of the HIV/AIDS epidemic may take a sharp turn in coming years, as…
Pharma Shills threatening to strike
NEW YORK, NY – Local 277 who represents Pharma Shills worldwide, is threatening to…
Shocking truth: Sheep only sleep 4 hours a day, AWAKE more than most other animals
In a breaking story you won’t find anywhere else except for the internet, The Science…
CDC Director on the Spread of Zika: Welp
Miami, FL – Tom Frieden, the nation’s leading infectious disease expert, delivered a solemn message…
Merck buys out tinfoil company ALCAN, conspiracy theorists not sure what to do
NEW YORK, NY – In a shocking turn of events, pharmaceutical and autism-causing company Merck…
The Monsanto Minute: They are controlling you right now
Thanks for clicking to read this article. Did you know Monsanto made you do that?…