Nine out of ten anti-vaxxers agree “We are smarter than doctors”

In a recent study conducted by internet users who are against vaccines, 90% of respondents agreed that they are smarter and more educated about medicine and vaccines that doctors. "The fact that they don't regularly read Info Wars,…

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HIV cure within sight from ping pong table

hiv cure pingpong

Treatment of the HIV/AIDS epidemic may take a sharp turn in coming years, as a Melbourne based research team has firmly stated that a cure is "within sight from the ping-pong table.…

Pharma Shills threatening to strike

on strike

NEW YORK, NY - Local 277 who represents Pharma Shills worldwide, is threatening to strike if a new collective bargaining agreement is not reached with Big Pharma. Pharma Shills are employed by…

Pfizer announces new vaccine to protect against vaccine injuries

Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer announced today that they would be debuting a new vaccine in early 2016 to protect against vaccine injuries. "The vaccine works like most other vaccines, with the shot containing…

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Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

Man sees chemtrails coming from his own house

TORONTO, CA -  A local man was shocked and concerned when he saw chemtrails coming from the side of his own house. "Chemtrails"…

Over 100 seniors die just years after getting pneumococcal vaccine

NEW YORK, NY - In a breaking story you won't find anywhere else, The Science Post has learned than over 100 elderly patients at…

Alt Med

Proctologist to examine Trump’s shithole as part of follow-up medical

trump shithole

WASHINGTON, DC - Reports indicate that although President Trump was given a clean bill of health from his physician, he did not perform…

Mom’s kiss more effective than homeopathy in treating children’s pain

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

PITTSBURGH, PA - In a new study out of the University of Pittsburgh, researchers discovered that a kiss from mom or dad on…

Food & Science

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Stonyfield Yogurt, Goop, to be honored at this year’s Anti-Science Awards

LOS ANGELES, CA - This year's anti-science awards which are expected to draw a who's…

science, health, satire, vaccines.

Confused mom honestly believes organic food is healthier, doesn’t use pesticides

In what scientists are calling "one for the ages", local mom Cathy O'Brien was shopping…

Roy Moore purchases rare 14 year-old bottle of wine at auction

NEW YORK, NY - Roy Moore has reportedly paid upwards of $69,000 for a rare…

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Nine out of ten anti-vaxxers agree “We are smarter than doctors”

In a recent study conducted by internet users who are against vaccines, 90% of respondents…

Peer reviewed studies soon to be replaced by CAPS LOCK

NEW HAVEN, CT - In a statement released today from both the Cochrane Group and…

CDC to open new department consisting of people who have “done their research”

ATLANTA, GA - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced the development of a new…

Vaccine News

Breaking: Santa delivering presents to only vaccinated children

NORTH POLE - The North Pole Press Association has announced that due to the increase in vaccine-preventable diseases this past…

Report: Over 95% of all terrorists have had at least 1 vaccine in their lifetime

SYRIA - In a shocking revelation today it was announced that over 95% of all terrorists have had at least…

Local cherry orchard only hires anti-vaccers, production increases by 340%

CRANBROOK, BC - A British Columbia cherry orchard has been using the unusual method of employing only people who are…