30-50 feral hogs spotted outside Jeffrey Epstein’s prison cell moments before his death

jeffrey epstein

Jeffrey Epstein, a long time friend to many powerful people, was found dead in his prison cell today and the circumstances surrounding his apparent suicide are vague at best. Some are blaming powerful Hollywood elites, some the Trump…

Pharma News

Lost Meningitis Brady Bunch episode found

A long-lost Brady Bunch episode about the hijinks surrounding a family meningococcal meningitis outbreak has been uncovered by Hollywood archivists. “We wanted to show what would happen if one of the kids…

Big Pharma manages to keep cure for cancer secret for another year

Big Pharma is celebrating as once again they have gone another year with managing to keep to the cure for cancer a secret. “We had a few scares there this year, especially…

Breaking: Anti-vaccers are actually paid Pharma Shills

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In what is sure to send shockwaves through both the pro-vaccine/pro-science side of the non-existent vaccine debate and the anti-vaccine propagandists, The Spudd has learned that most if not all anti-vaccers are…

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Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

Merck to add glyphosate to vaccines in huge deal with Monsanto

Pharmaceutical giant Merck announced today that they would be altering the recipe for their vaccines and making them even more toxic by adding…

UN cancels all further action on climate change after internet commenter exposes it as a hoax

The United Nations announced today that any and all action and/or conferences focusing on climate change will immediately cease. The announcement comes after…

Alt Med

Organic food linked to Morgellons disease, gluten sensitivity and chronic Lyme disease

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In a truly heartbreaking story, The Science Post has learned that several brands of organic food have been linked to Morgellons disease, gluten…

Mom’s kiss more effective than homeopathy in treating children’s pain

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

PITTSBURGH, PA - In a new study out of the University of Pittsburgh, researchers discovered that a kiss from mom or dad on…

Food & Science

Study shows Keto, Vegan diets only work if you tell everyone about it

A new study looking at ketogenic and vegan diets has revealed they only yield positive…

science, health, satire, vaccines.

Study shows less than half of anti-GMO advocates actually know what a GMO is

CAMBRIDGE, MA - A recent study by the Harvard School of Agriculture shows that less…

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Anti-GMO advocates shocked to learn organic food industry is “for-profit”

ST. LOUIS, MI - In a breaking story making headlines across the globe, anti-GMO advocates…

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30-50 feral hogs spotted outside Jeffrey Epstein’s prison cell moments before his death

jeffrey epstein

Jeffrey Epstein, a long time friend to many powerful people, was found dead in his…

Marianne Williamson considering Gwyneth Paltrow as potential running mate

WASHINGTON - Marianne Williamson is reportedly thinking of asking Gwyneth Paltrow to be her running…

Anti-vaccer loses fourth child to vaccine preventable disease, thanks God they all avoided autism

  NEWARK, NJ - Local anti-vaccine mother of four, Sharyl Taylor, has lost her fourth…

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Biologists observe Anti-Vaccers making tools, solving simple problems at area Zoo

science, health, satire, vaccines.

SAN DIEGO, CA - Researchers at the San Diego Zoo observed some exciting behavior from the Anti-Vaccer enclosure this week:…

Mattel introduces new line of anti-vaccine Barbies complete with viruses and bacteria

LOS ANGELES, CA - Mattel announced a new line of Barbies today to much fanfare among conspiracy theorists: the anti-vaccine…

Anti-vaccer demands new car have brakes removed

LOS ANGELES, CA - Local anti-vaccine cult member Heather Murray recently attempted to purchase a new Honda Civic at her…

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