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Anti-vaccers demand more studies on vaccines, angry when CDC does more studies on vaccines

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ATLANTA, GA – The CDC announced today that they would be doing more testing on the safety and efficacy of the MMR, Varicella and DTaP vaccines over the next 10 years. Anti-vaccine advocates often criticize the CDC for not doing enough studies on vaccines, but…

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Anti-vaccers more likely to have allergies, study finds

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WASHINGTON, DC – In a new study coming out the University of Washington, researchers discovered that people who are against vaccines are more likely to have multiple allergies than their science-literate counterparts. “We looked at 300 people who self-identified as anti-vaccine and compared their allergy…

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CDC releases 124 million page document of non vaccine-injured children

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ATLANTA, GA – The CDC has released a shocking 124 million page document today detailing the cases of children not harmed by vaccines. “We felt it only right to be open and transparent when it comes to vaccines and children,” said CDC and Merck President…

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Confused mom fails to blame vaccines for son’s autism or homosexuality

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Local mom Maria Furlong shocked friends and family when she didn’t blame vaccines for her son’s autism, and later for his homosexuality. “I don’t think his autism was caused by vaccines, I really don’t” said Furlong. “And I have never even heard of anyone saying…

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Vaccine name changed on drunken bet, anti-vaccers flock to get ‘Kale Injections’

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Two of the leading vaccine researchers in America made a wager if changing the name of ‘vaccines’ would have any impact on people’s views towards vaccinations, particularly towards the alt-medicine/anti-vaccine crowds. The biggest challenge was to come up with a term this crowd found appealing.…

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Andrew Wakefield and Jenny McCarthy get in huge fight over who has injured more children

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At what was supposed to be a cordial meeting between two un-great minds turned into a heated argument full of hurling insults and conjecture. Jenny McCarthy, the undisputed queen of the anti-vaccine movement, went head to head with the king of the anti-vaccine movement, former…

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