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CDC to debut ‘diet vaccines’ with less mercury, more aspartame

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC announced today that they would be debuting their new line.

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Anti-vaccers remain confused as to which vaccine ingredient to blame for autism

Anti-vaccers most often cite mercury in vaccines as the cause of autism, but now they.

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Merck announces new vaccine against GMOs

NEW HAVEN, CT – The pharmaceutical giant Merck announce today that is has finished development.

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Zika vaccine trial called “huge success” after only 25% of test subjects get autism

NEW YORK, NY – In a huge win in the fight against the Zika virus,.

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Breaking: Anti-vaccers vote to leave America in landmark “Vaxxit” vote, rest of America rejoices

NEW YORK, NY – In a landmark vote held this week, anti-vaccers have voted almost.

New anti-vaccine school to officially open next fall

DENVER, CO – A new private school solely for unvaccinated children is set to officially.