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Scientists discover new science-illiteracy gene after studying anti-vaccers

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BERKELEY, CA – Scientists from┬áThe University of California Berkeley have completed a study of more than 2200 anti-vaccine cult members and discovered a new gene they are calling the ‘science-illiteracy gene’. The gene, PGFK-8, was found in all of the anti-vaccine members in the study…

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Anti-vaccers stage walkout at Google University

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MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Mommy bloggers, anti-vaccine cult members and natural health advocates the world over are mobilizing a massive student walkout at the Google University over the proposed changes to Google’s new search algorithm. Google is contemplating instituting a new search results model which…

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Anti-vaxxers volunteer to help move goalposts at local soccer field

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SPOKANE, WA – A local town council was looking for volunteers to help them move the giant, heavy goalposts on the soccer field so that maintenance crews could fix the Astroturf. They were overwhelmed by the amount of people who showed up. “We were really…

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Local woman sets record by not mentioning she is anti-vaccine for 42 straight hours

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SAN JOSE, CA – Local science illiterate anti-vaccer Cheryl Verdon has set a new world record by not mentioning she is anti-vaccine for the better part of two days. “This is an amazing feat to be honest,” said skeptic Steve Novella. “People often ask me…

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Anti-vaccers voted Worst People on Facebook

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MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Poll results collected by Facebook, Inc. were released today revealing that anti-vaccine advocates are “the worst” people on Facebook. The results are as follows in reverse order: 7. The vague sympathy seeker (users who post something vague about their health, hoping…

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Local anti-vaccer struggles to explain why vaccines are bad without having any real evidence

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In is what often the hardest thing for an anti-vaccer to do, local cult member Andrew Crosby found himself struggling to convince others of the dangers of vaccines without being able to cite any actual evidence. “Yah it’s really frustrating not having any credible research,…

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