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CDC releases 124 million page document of non vaccine-injured children

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC has released a shocking 124 million page document today detailing.

Confused mom fails to blame vaccines for son’s autism or homosexuality

Local mom Maria Furlong shocked friends and family when she didn’t blame vaccines for her.

Vaccine name changed on drunken bet, anti-vaccers flock to get ‘Kale Injections’

Two of the leading vaccine researchers in America made a wager if changing the name.

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“Cervical cancer is a harmless disease” say anti-HPV vaccine advocates

LOS ANGELES, CA – With the recent news that cervical cancer rates are down nearly.

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Military prepares to help with forced vaccinations as school year approaches

LOS ANGELES, CA – The US military is preparing for the upcoming school year in.

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CDC to debut ‘diet vaccines’ with less mercury, more aspartame

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC announced today that they would be debuting their new line.

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