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Zika vaccine trial called “huge success” after only 25% of test subjects get autism

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NEW YORK, NY – In a huge win in the fight against the Zika virus, researchers announced today that they have successfully trialed a new vaccine against the disease with only 25% of the trial participants getting autism. “This a great day for us. A…

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Breaking: Anti-vaccers vote to leave America in landmark “Vaxxit” vote, rest of America rejoices

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NEW YORK, NY – In a landmark vote held this week, anti-vaccers have voted almost unanimously to leave the United States of America. The vote, dubbed “Vaxxit”, passed with a nearly 93% majority. “This is a great day for all Americans who choose to ignore…

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New anti-vaccine school to officially open next fall

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DENVER, CO – A new private school solely for unvaccinated children is set to officially open next fall in Denver, Colorado. The school, Denver Technical and Private (DTaP) has been unofficially teaching students for the last year; although due to the high amount of missed…

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Study concludes anti-vaccine brains are wired differently

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A recent study has shown that there is a significant and measurable difference in the brain structures of those who believe in scientific evidence and medicine and those who are “anti-vaccine”. The study looked at over 200 MRI brain scans; the researchers studied 103 MRI…

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CDC scientist admits some vaccine ingredients can be toxic at high enough doses, especially Dihydrogen monoxide

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ATLANTA, GA – The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) made a shocking announcement today admitting that some of the ingredients in vaccines can be toxic. “Well, yah, I guess if you had enough of some of the ingredients, it would be considered…

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Young girl breaks arm just months after getting HPV vaccine, doctors refuse to call it a vaccine injury

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PITTSBURGH, PA – The parents of 13 year-old Jessica Jones are sharing the truly horrific story of their daughter’s vaccine injury in hopes of getting the word out about the horrors of the HPV vaccine. Jessica was an active 13 year-old who loved playing soccer…

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