Local anti-vaccine mother does some math, won’t allow child in car or to eat food

Local anti-vaccine mother does some math, won’t allow child in car or to eat food

Local mother Nancy Del Grande recently stumbled upon a website showing all the possible causes of death in the United States. After some quick math showed her that dying in a car accident or choking to death on food are much more likely that a serious vaccine reaction, she made the difficult choice to not allow her small child in any car or to eat any food.

“Yes this will be an adjustment, but as a mother you have to do what is best for your child, no matter how hard it is” said Del Grande. “The little guy was pretty upset at the lack of food, but he has settled down since and mostly just sleeps now.”

Family members are urging Del Grande to reconsider and allow her child to eat food again, but the young mother is holding her ground.

“We don’t want to, but we will call Child Protective Services if we have to” said a concerned cousin. “Nobody has seen her or her son in weeks, we fear for his life at this point.”

Del Grande made a recent Facebook post to let everyone know that little Charlie is doing just fine and is being kept extra safe by his mothers new precautions.

“I can’t believe how many parents out there allow their children in cars and to eat food. I pity them and hope the will wake up soon and do some research.”

 

  • Ford Prefect

    Yes! won’t you please think about the children and do your research!!

  • THC BBS

    It amazes me how many people, who haven’t set foot in a lab since junior high, insist I do my own research rather than trust those who have advanced degrees in what they’re researching. Google >> Harvard Medical School I guess.

    • Kyle Grodkowski

      except the information you find on google is (depending on the site) what you’ll find in the harvard medical school and elsewhere. So yeah I think if you’re serious about learning a specific topic, google can be better than going through a 50,000 dollar college.

      • Chris

        Cool. Tell us how many moles of NaCl are in one gram of Natrum Muriaticum 30C. Explain why it should work.

        • Laura

          1.7 x 10^(-62). It should work because consciousness creates reality according to quantum mechanics. At least, consciousness creates headaches, you can’t deny that.

          • Chris

            🙂

      • Andreas Ottosson

        That is almost funny but you have to work harder on your jokes…

  • Smarty Jones

    A degree fell out of my vagina when I gave birth… I feel sorry for all those who have to research. I’m sure you’re all doing your best though.

  • Charbswims

    Well, at least she did the research and some math. Must have at least a few more IQ points than most of the commenters here.

  • MisterLiteral

    “I can’t believe how many parents out there allow their children in cars and to eat food. I pity them and hope the will wake up soon and do some research.”

    Holy Fucking LOL

  • AGWag99

    Yep, it looks like you’ve met the other moms at my child’s school.