Anti-vaccer rushed to hospital after attempting complicated biostatistics formula without proper training

Anti-vaccer rushed to hospital after attempting complicated biostatistics formula without proper training

LOS ANGELES, CA – Mel Smallwood, 37, was rushed to UCLA Medical Center earlier this morning with what doctors are describing and “severe brain trauma brought on by rigorous mathematics.” Smallwood, who claims to have a PhD in Immunology from Google, has little to no training in biostatistics. “The patient was apparently trying to prove, through […]

Local cherry orchard only hires anti-vaccers, production increases by 340%

Local cherry orchard only hires anti-vaccers, production increases by 340%

CRANBROOK, BC – A British Columbia cherry orchard has been using the unusual method of employing only people who are against vaccines, and production has never been better. “It all started when we had this one guy, Kevin, on our picking team who we all knew was against vaccines and science,” said owner Bryan Hooker. “He […]

Mexico to build giant wall, “pared de la ciencia”, to keep out anti-vaccers fleeing from California

Mexico to build giant wall, “pared de la ciencia”, to keep out anti-vaccers fleeing from California

TIJUANA, MEXICO – Mexican government officials announced today that construction of the pared de la ciencia or science wall, will begin immediately along the border between southern California in the US and Baja California (a northern Mexican state). “We do not want a bunch of disease carrying, anti-science Luddites pouring into our great country,” said Mexican […]

Anti-vaccine conference focuses on finding new, scary sounding vaccine ingredient

Anti-vaccine conference focuses on finding new, scary sounding vaccine ingredient

LOS ANGELES, CA – An anti-vaccine conference recently wrapped up in Los Angeles where the main focus was scary sounding chemicals. The annual conference is put on by the anti-vaccine group Voices Against Government Immunizations Now and Always (VAGINA) which has been the main sponsor of the event since it’s creation three years ago. “VAGINA has one goal: […]

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