Anti-vaccers more likely to have allergies, study finds

Anti-vaccers more likely to have allergies, study finds

WASHINGTON, DC – In a new study coming out the University of Washington, researchers discovered that people who are against vaccines are more likely to have multiple allergies than their science-literate counterparts. “We looked at 300 people who self-identified as anti-vaccine and compared their allergy status against a control group of people who understand science. […]

CDC releases 124 million page document of non vaccine-injured children

CDC releases 124 million page document of non vaccine-injured children

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC has released a shocking 124 million page document today detailing the cases of children not harmed by vaccines. “We felt it only right to be open and transparent when it comes to vaccines and children,” said CDC and Merck President Dr. Frank Sharpe. “The list has the names of over […]

Confused mom fails to blame vaccines for son’s autism or homosexuality

Confused mom fails to blame vaccines for son’s autism or homosexuality

Local mom Maria Furlong shocked friends and family when she didn’t blame vaccines for her son’s autism, and later for his homosexuality. “I don’t think his autism was caused by vaccines, I really don’t” said Furlong. “And I have never even heard of anyone saying vaccines can make someone gay. That just seems ridiculous and […]

Vaccine name changed on drunken bet, anti-vaccers flock to get ‘Kale Injections’

Vaccine name changed on drunken bet, anti-vaccers flock to get ‘Kale Injections’

Two of the leading vaccine researchers in America made a wager if changing the name of ‘vaccines’ would have any impact on people’s views towards vaccinations, particularly towards the alt-medicine/anti-vaccine crowds. The biggest challenge was to come up with a term this crowd found appealing. “Me and Dr. Sing, a really good friend, were out […]

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