Vaccine name changed on drunken bet, anti-vaccers flock to get ‘Kale Injections’

Vaccine name changed on drunken bet, anti-vaccers flock to get ‘Kale Injections’

Two of the leading vaccine researchers in America made a wager if changing the name of ‘vaccines’ would have any impact on people’s views towards vaccinations, particularly towards the alt-medicine/anti-vaccine crowds. The biggest challenge was to come up with a term this crowd found appealing. “Me and Dr. Sing, a really good friend, were out […]

“Cervical cancer is a harmless disease” say anti-HPV vaccine advocates

“Cervical cancer is a harmless disease” say anti-HPV vaccine advocates

LOS ANGELES, CA – With the recent news that cervical cancer rates are down nearly 50% since the HPV vaccine became widely used, anti-vaccine advocates have had to get rather creative. “First of all, this doesn’t prove the HPV vaccine has prevented any cancers,” said Erin Mercola, anti-vaccer. “We’ll never know if those girls would […]

Anti-vaccer gets confused by PubMed, will stick to anecdotes

Anti-vaccer gets confused by PubMed, will stick to anecdotes

Local anti-vaccer Mark Quigley had a go of using PubMed to help get some evidence of the harmful side effects of vaccines. He ended up having a lot of difficulty. “I always hear these pro-vaccine, pro-science types going on about peer-reviewed this and that” explained Quigley. “So I thought I would give it a go […]

CDC to debut ‘diet vaccines’ with less mercury, more aspartame

CDC to debut ‘diet vaccines’ with less mercury, more aspartame

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC announced today that they would be debuting their new line of vaccines for the health conscious consumer, diet vaccines. “The new diet versions of MMR and DTaP will be available starting next year,” said CDC scientist Dr. David Biel. “They will contain significantly less mercury than our regular vaccines and […]

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