Unvaccinated child diagnosed with autism, naturopath stumped

Unvaccinated child diagnosed with autism, naturopath stumped

A local boy named Billy Ullman has been diagnosed with autism just 3 months after his parents opted out of his routine DTaP vaccination.

“I don’t know how this happened,” said his distraught mother, Skye. “We skipped all his vaccinations like our naturopath told us to and he still got autism. I have no idea what to do.”

When told by The Science Post that children with autism are not “damaged” or “lost” but simply normal boys and girls who see the world in a unique way, Billy’s father asked us to leave.

Billy’s naturopath, “Dr.” Peter Theriault, said that as far as he knows, this is the first case of an unvaccinated person getting autism. “This is very frustrating. The only thing we know for sure is that vaccines are the only known cause of autism; so Billy being diagnosed with autism and not having had any vaccines is incredibly odd. Fortunately for Billy and his parents, I have a long and expensive line of supplements and homeopathic remedies that I think can really help.”

 

  • Guest

    “I don’t know what happened…” WELLLLLL VACCINATIONS DON’T CAUSE ATISM… duh.

  • Warren Lauzon

    The GMO laden water probably caused it.

    • Mike Lumisch

      Homeopathic GMO water: after absorption into the rain and 10000C dilution in the oceans, the entire world must be deadly poison by now.

  • Terry Watts

    Vaccines are not a known course of autism anyway. There is only a very highly speculative theories that have yet to be proven, as scientific or medical. Often these papers too often are in favor popular marketing and are based on finding blame.

    The same way everyone has 2 legs, and I have brown hair. Does not mean everyone else that has brown hair, had been unfortunately given 2 legs. The drastic action is, that then if you don’t want brown hair, you have to lose a leg, as a safety precaution.

    Your immune system is very important, and when it does not develop, you can and most likely will die of a preventable illness. Prevention is the key to develop an immune system over time, by taking safe vaccines that help it along the way. Helping it identify possibly fatal illness when you catch one, and survive thanks to a immune response. If anythin your immune system is one of the most important aspects of our human biology.

    Autism is a psychological disorder, that is diagnosed when children stop cognitively developing. The only way a vaccine can cause this is in the event of causing brain damage.If you have a complete allergic reaction and go into an anaphylactic coma, you are more likely to die, than develop Autism at any level on the spectrum. A far better option would be not to inbreed, not to do drugs, or not to heavily drink while pregnant.

    • AutismDad

      Garbage. Based on opinion only.

      • Terry Watts

        Your comment is ambiguous.

        Is it all garbage, or is the original post is garbage, or is this comment is garbage ?

        Something tells me, you did not think this through.

        • AutismDad

          Your comments.

        • Hans Meyer

          “Something tells me, you did not think this through”

          Wouldn’t be the first time, @disqus_GAMDUEjvms:disqus (as shown here).

          • Terry Watts

            Thank you for your comment.

            Thinking about it is very important. There is a lot of speculation on this topic, and it is very important that people see all aspects of the benefits or possible repercussions of vaccination. People should have the right to make informed decisions.

            For me, I have seen firsthand the devastation of vaccine preventable disease ravaging the 3rd world. Even having an 85 year old woman next door die from the varicella-zoster virus [chicken pox], after picking it up from the local school by accident: having not been vaccinated, and not bothering to follow up on it. Just not seeing it as “necessary”. Later turning to be a tradey for the whole neighborhood.

            For me knowing how it works, and all the risks known. I am happy to be healthy and autism free. After having a full set of vaccinations and a flu jab every 5 years to keep ahead. My kids are exactly the same too, excelling in studies into high school, but they don’t get the flu jab regularly as I do. Not everyone is like me, and that is ok.

            In the end its the choices we make.

          • Hans Meyer

            You’re most welcome, @disqus_GAMDUEjvms:disqus .

            I also appreciate your comment, especially having seen the devastation of vaccine-preventable disease ravaging the 3rd world.

  • Someone forwarded this with the comment that it looks like it was written by a 5 year old. I have to agree. The fact is, although vaccination is not the only cause of autism (and those of you repeating the propagandist mantra should be doing some in-depth research, because it has been proved over and over again that vaccines cause autism, from the pay outs on cases of autism by the National Vaccine Injury Compensation Act, to the CDC whistleblower, and a whole lot in between), it is the most common cause. Now, anybody want to try to refute the documented fact that vaccines also cause cancer, leukemia, seizures, type 1 diabetes, SIDS, various auto-immune diseases, the disease they are supposed to prevent, etc. ?

    • Noise

      Hello, I have autism, and I’m a perfectly happy and functioning adult. It kind of bugs me when people consider autism this big scary boogeyman when unless the case is highly severe, most of us are pretty normal people who live in a world that’s a bit too big and noisy.

      Also, this is a satire site. Also also, it’s been proven again and again that the links found between autism and vaccinations were fraudulent. I’d rather be myself than dying of polio, you know.

      • Ah, you say this is a satire site, yet someone else pointed out that it would no doubt be distributed among people who may believe it. It sounds as though YOU believe it, unless you are a vaccine industry rep., which is also possible. You didn’t even pay any attention to what I wrote, because it has, indeed, been proven over and over again (including an outed cover up by he CDC) that vaccines cause autism. And, minimizing the effects of autism sounds like a vaccine industry representative, too.

      • Diet dee

        Many of your peers with Autism may never become functioning adults. Depending on where you live you are more likely to die from a bicycle accident than be even exposed to polio.

      • sabelmouse

        what about the severe cases? are those of you who function well going to look after those when their parents are gone?

      • AutismDad

        You are entitled to your PERSONAL OPINION, but you can’t speak for others. My son can’t talk or think properly. He’s locked in at 3 years old, basically the age he regressed. He will never pass a grade, drive, have a girlfriend or understand basic things.

        • Mike Lumisch

          You must be a horrible father. What did you do to the poor kid?

          • AutismDad

            What I wish I could do to you.

          • Proponent

            Save your fetishistic fantasies for someone and somewhere else.. the image of you with a dildo strapped to your forehead is amusing to be sure.. but.. I got to get some lunch in me.

            … …

            Think I’ll go with the tuna melt, today.

          • AutismDad

            By lunch you mean Oscar Meyer.

          • sabelmouse

            are you kidding, you pro vax donkey devoid of a soul?

          • Proponent

            This.. coming from.. a person who feels it’s ok to troll an online memorial.

            Hypocrite.

          • sabelmouse

            making comments ain’t trolling and would you be all nice about the average war criminal because they’re dead?

          • Proponent

            Looking forward to taking a dump on your coffin during funeral service, then.

          • sabelmouse

            not planning on having one but i don’t really care anyway. i’ll be dead.

          • Proponent

            Not.. for your benefit or enjoyment.

            Though.. who knows on that latter part..

          • jon kimble

            are you under the impression that you aren’t a worthless human being? for the sake of mankind, id walk in front of a train. society should wipe you grime away soon.

      • sabelmouse

        i love your concern for those less lucky than you. are you volunteering to look after someone with severe autism, who needs constant care, after their parents are old or dead?

  • jon kimble

    HAHA.. i love how no one who didn’t vaccinate was diagnosed with autism until now.. one child.. LOL.. The cdc really is a bunch of pathetic weasels.. its a shame that only kimberly lindsey was arrested for raping children and animals, because im sure everyone who works for that pathetic financially driven crooked industry is the exact same. what a total waste of human beings.

  • Jazzenjohn

    This is a textbook case of Sympathetic Autism. The child’s sympathetic reaction to his friends vaccinations has resulted in his own Autism.

    • oooooodoggy

      Have you been an idiot your entire life?

      • Chris

        Looked at his other comments, he is being sarcastic. Which is common on site full of satire. So adjust your sarcasometer.

  • Chris

    No one expected the de novo mutations!

    (not quite the Spanish Inquisition, but still not expected)