Unvaccinated child diagnosed with autism, naturopath stumped

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A local boy named Billy Ullman has been diagnosed with autism just 3 months after his parents opted out of his routine DTaP vaccination.

“I don’t know how this happened,” said his distraught mother, Skye. “We skipped all his vaccinations like our naturopath told us to and he still got autism. I have no idea what to do.”

When told by The Science Post that children with autism are not “damaged” or “lost” but simply normal boys and girls who see the world in a unique way, Billy’s father asked us to leave.

Billy’s naturopath, “Dr.” Peter Theriault, said that as far as he knows, this is the first case of an unvaccinated person getting autism. “This is very frustrating. The only thing we know for sure is that vaccines are the only known cause of autism; so Billy being diagnosed with autism and not having had any vaccines is incredibly odd. Fortunately for Billy and his parents, I have a long and expensive line of supplements and homeopathic remedies that I think can really help.”

 

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