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Son of anti-vaccer not allowed to use aluminum bat in little league

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SACRAMENTO, CA – Timmy Fivenickle is a normal 8 year old boy who loves the Avengers and playing little league baseball. However, he has a few distict disadvatages to his peers: he has been hospitalized several times for vaccine-preventable diseases and his mother refuses to…

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Sponsored Post: VagFlor, give your baby the gift of a healthy microbiome

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We all know that of the many gifts a mother can give her child, few are more precious than a healthy microbiome. Of course this gift begins at birth, with exposure of the baby to its mother’s vaginal flora. Yet, with our modern lifestyle of…

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Pediatrician quits practice, opens online supplement store to make more money

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NEW YORK, NY – Dr. Patricia Egan has been practicing medicine for nearly 10 years as a pediatrician in New York City. But with two small children at home and the cost of living in the city getting out of control, she decided to quit…

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Pharma shilling to be added to med school curriculum

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BALTIMORE, MD – Johns Hopkins School of Medicine will be adding a new course for undergraduate medical students beginning in 2016: Pharma Shilling 101. It is a well known fact that most, if not all, doctors are simply pill pushers for the pharmaceutical industry, so…

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Anti-cast the new hip trend in California

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MALIBU, CA – California is an epicenter of hot yoga, anti-GMO advocates, measles and anti-vaccers. So what is the latest trend growing in southern California? Anti-casts. That right, the plaster or fiberglass wrappings orthopedists use to stabilize a broken bone.  The trend has been growing…

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Breaking: Sharyl Attkisson owns shares in astroturf company

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LAS VEGAS, NV – In one of the worst TEDx talks ever given, Sharyl Attkisson went on an 11 minute rant about how anyone who disagrees with her anti-vaccine, anti-science views and conspiracy theories are all part of a global campaign to silence her: something…

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