Category: Big Pharma

science, health, satire, vaccines.
  • Big Pharma
    • Merck and Monsanto talking merge in hopes of streamlining cancer and autism

    NEW YORK, NY – In a breaking story which happened behind closed doors over the.

    April 11, 2016
    science, health, satire, vaccines.
  • Big Pharma
    • Big Pharma facing shortage of fetuses to make vaccines with, report shows

    NEW HAVEN, CT – Several pharmaceutical companies are reporting that their stocks of aborted fetuses.

    January 20, 2016
    science, health, satire, vaccines.
  • Big Pharma
    • New chemical-free vaccine enters phase III testing, CDC confirms

    ATLANTA, GA – A new vaccine which is completely devoid of chemicals has entered the third phase of clinical testing, the CDC confirmed to The Spudd Times this morning.

    February 17, 2016
    Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
  • Big Pharma
    • New Pharma Shill app "Shillify" notifies shills when anti-vaccer posts comment

    MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – A new app just released at the end of 2015 is.

    February 17, 2016
    Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
  • Big Pharma
    • Merck announces all vaccines now gluten-free

    NEW YORK, NY – Merck Pharmaceuticals made a major announcement today when they revealed their.

    October 6, 2016
    science, health, satire, vaccines.
  • Big Pharma
    • Why Big Pharma hates this 40 year-old dad

    PORTLAND, OR – 40 year-old Ivan Hanysh has been hated by the pharmaceutical industry for.

    October 2, 2016
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