NEW YORK, NY – In a breaking story which happened behind closed doors over the weekend, executives from Merck Pharmaceuticals and Monsanto Company apparently met to discuss the idea of a major merger. Merck is one of the largest pharmaceutical companies in the world and therefor one of the leading causers of autism. Monsanto is […]
NEW HAVEN, CT – Several pharmaceutical companies are reporting that their stocks of aborted fetuses are running low, with some companies being down to only one warehouse full of the tiny corpses. “This is a real crisis for us,” said one Big Pharma executive who wished to remain anonymous. “We use thousands of fetuses a […]
ATLANTA, GA – A new vaccine which is completely devoid of chemicals has entered the third phase of clinical testing, the CDC confirmed to The Spudd Times this morning.
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – A new app just released at the end of 2015 is already one of the most talked about of the year. The app, Shillify, is used by Big Pharma Shills to keep up to date with alerts on vaccine related stories. The app sends a push notification to the user every […]
NEW YORK, NY – Merck Pharmaceuticals made a major announcement today when they revealed their entire lineup of vaccines are going to be gluten-free. “Ever since I stopped feeding Hudson gluten he hasn’t been in any car accidents, broken any bones, has passed all of his classes at school and continues to grow.” “This is […]
PORTLAND, OR – 40 year-old Ivan Hanysh has been hated by the pharmaceutical industry for decades. Why? Because he and his family barely have to use their products or services. “Me and my wife are completely caught up on our adult booster shots and both my children are fully vaccinated,” explained Hanysh. “We also exercise […]