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Doctors rank #1 on list of top 10 worst patients, according to latest poll

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The British Medical Journal has released the results of a two-year poll, examining the worst types of patients a doctor or nurse can come across. Surprisingly, doctor ranked number 1 on the list. The other patient types on the list are fairly standard, and coincidentally…

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Hospital to install painkiller vending machine in Emergency Department

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DALLAS, TX – Dallas General Hospital is being proactive in trying to decrease the wait times in their emergency department. The hospital will debut a painkiller vending machine set to open next month. “A large percentage of patients who come to ER are just there…

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Move over Emmys, The Shillys announce nominations for upcoming Pharma Shill Awards

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LOS ANGELES, CA – The 1st annual Pharma Shill Awards, or “Shillys”, announced the full list of their nominations for this years awards show. There weren’t too many surprises, with The Skeptics Guide to the Universe and Facebook page Tysonism pulling in multiple nominations. See…

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GSK Pharmaceuticals moves money out of statin drug research to focus on paying internet trolls

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BRENTFORD, LONDON, UK – GlaxoSmithKline Pharmaceuticals made a major announcement this morning, announcing they were moving money out the research and development of statin drugs to focus on an increased online troll presence. “We feel that in 2015, it is important to have pharma shills…

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Anonymous hacks Big Pharma; releases list of paid pharma shills

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The hacking group Anonymous has released a list of people and Facebook groups who have all been bought and paid for by Big Pharma after it reportedly hacked into their database. Topping the list are the usual suspects such as Dorit Reiss, Richard Pan, Paul…

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Medical student disappointed he was not taught to be “Pharma Shill”

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BOSTON, MA – Steven Richards, a 4th year medical student at Harvard University was disappointed to learn that he was not taught how to be a Pharma Shill during medical school. It is a long-standing belief among anti-vaccine and anti-science cult members that all doctors…

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