Merck to hire more female scientists to save money

Merck to hire more female scientists to save money

As is the case with most professions, females make between 10 and 30 percent less than their male counterparts for doing the same job. After crunching some numbers, pharmaceutical giant Merck saw a huge opportunity. “We can hire women scientists with the exact same credentials as men, but pay them much less” said Merck CFO […]

Hospital to install painkiller vending machine in Emergency Department

Hospital to install painkiller vending machine in Emergency Department

DALLAS, TX – Dallas General Hospital is being proactive in trying to decrease the wait times in their emergency department. The hospital will debut a painkiller vending machine set to open next month. “A large percentage of patients who come to ER are just there to get more painkillers” said ER physician Dr. Jonah Howard. […]

GSK Pharmaceuticals moves money out of statin drug research to focus on paying internet trolls

GSK Pharmaceuticals moves money out of statin drug research to focus on paying internet trolls

BRENTFORD, LONDON, UK – GlaxoSmithKline Pharmaceuticals made a major announcement this morning, announcing they were moving money out the research and development of statin drugs to focus on an increased online troll presence. “We feel that in 2015, it is important to have pharma shills and pharma trolls all over social media and various news […]

Anonymous hacks Big Pharma; releases list of paid pharma shills

Anonymous hacks Big Pharma; releases list of paid pharma shills

The hacking group Anonymous has released a list of people and Facebook groups who have all been bought and paid for by Big Pharma after it reportedly hacked into their database. Topping the list are the usual suspects such as Dorit Reiss, Richard Pan, Paul Offit, all members of The Skeptics Guide to the Universe […]

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