Hospital to install painkiller vending machine in Emergency Department

Hospital to install painkiller vending machine in Emergency Department

DALLAS, TX – Dallas General Hospital is being proactive in trying to decrease the wait times in their emergency department. The hospital will debut a painkiller vending machine set to open next month. “A large percentage of patients who come to ER are just there to get more painkillers” said ER physician Dr. Jonah Howard. […]

GSK Pharmaceuticals moves money out of statin drug research to focus on paying internet trolls

GSK Pharmaceuticals moves money out of statin drug research to focus on paying internet trolls

BRENTFORD, LONDON, UK – GlaxoSmithKline Pharmaceuticals made a major announcement this morning, announcing they were moving money out the research and development of statin drugs to focus on an increased online troll presence. “We feel that in 2015, it is important to have pharma shills and pharma trolls all over social media and various news […]

Anonymous hacks Big Pharma; releases list of paid pharma shills

Anonymous hacks Big Pharma; releases list of paid pharma shills

The hacking group Anonymous has released a list of people and Facebook groups who have all been bought and paid for by Big Pharma after it reportedly hacked into their database. Topping the list are the usual suspects such as Dorit Reiss, Richard Pan, Paul Offit, all members of The Skeptics Guide to the Universe […]

Medical student disappointed he was not taught to be “Pharma Shill”

Medical student disappointed he was not taught to be “Pharma Shill”

BOSTON, MA – Steven Richards, a 4th year medical student at Harvard University was disappointed to learn that he was not taught how to be a Pharma Shill during medical school. It is a long-standing belief among anti-vaccine and anti-science cult members that all doctors are part of a global conspiracy headed by Big Pharma. […]

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