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Oncologist looking forward to getting no credit for patient who leaves chemo 1 session early to "go natural"

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PORTLAND, OR – Dr. James Pardy is reportedly looking forward to getting no credit from cancer patient Jenny Carrey, after she refused her last round of chemo and decided to fight cancer “naturally”. Dr. Pardy successfully operated on Carrey last year, removing her entire tumor.…

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Leaked documents show several anti-vaccers on Big Pharma payroll

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In an explosive story obtained exclusively by The Science Post, several prominent anti-vaccers were discovered to be on the payroll of Big Pharma. Similar to a story broke by Anonymous two months ago, the list has far reaching implications. As we know, un-vaccinated children make…

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Merck CEO takes one for the team and reduces own salary to only $20 million

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NEW YORK, NY – Merck Pharmaceuticals president and CEO James Carrey announced today that – because of all the pain and suffering his company has inflicted over the past year – he will be taking a voluntary pay cut. “I have stepped up to the…

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Big Pharma executive proposes vaccine which doesn’t cause autism, immediately fired

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NEW HAVEN, CT – An executive with the pharmaceutical giant GSK recently proposed the company create a vaccine which doesn’t cause autism; he was immediately laughed out of the room and let go from his position. “I really thought he was joking,” said one executive.…

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New study shows marijuana users significantly healthier than non-marijuana users

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DENVER, CO – A new study just released by the University of Colorado shows that people who regularly consume marijuana have significantly better overall health than people who do not use the drug. The study looked at the health outcomes of two different age brackets.…

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Merck and Monsanto talking merge in hopes of streamlining cancer and autism

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NEW YORK, NY – In a breaking story which happened behind closed doors over the weekend, executives from Merck Pharmaceuticals and Monsanto Company apparently met to discuss the idea of a major merger. Merck is one of the largest pharmaceutical companies in the world and…

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