NEW YORK, NY – In a breaking story you won’t read anywhere else because we made it up, Big Pharma is immediately stopping all production of vaccines. They have decided to focus more on profits and their shareholders and therefor will discontinue the practice of preventing illness. “At the end of the day, we are […]
Oncologist looking forward to getting no credit for patient who leaves chemo 1 session early to "go natural"
PORTLAND, OR – Dr. James Pardy is reportedly looking forward to getting no credit from cancer patient Jenny Carrey, after she refused her last round of chemo and decided to fight cancer “naturally”. Dr. Pardy successfully operated on Carrey last year, removing her entire tumor. Carrey then did several weeks of follow up chemotherapy and […]
In an explosive story obtained exclusively by The Science Post, several prominent anti-vaccers were discovered to be on the payroll of Big Pharma. Similar to a story broke by Anonymous two months ago, the list has far reaching implications. As we know, un-vaccinated children make a lot more money for Big Pharma in the long […]
NEW YORK, NY – Merck Pharmaceuticals president and CEO James Carrey announced today that – because of all the pain and suffering his company has inflicted over the past year – he will be taking a voluntary pay cut. “I have stepped up to the plate and made a huge personal sacrifice,” explained Carrey. “I […]
NEW HAVEN, CT – An executive with the pharmaceutical giant GSK recently proposed the company create a vaccine which doesn’t cause autism; he was immediately laughed out of the room and let go from his position. “I really thought he was joking,” said one executive. “I actually spit out some of my children’s tears I […]
DENVER, CO – A new study just released by the University of Colorado shows that people who regularly consume marijuana have significantly better overall health than people who do not use the drug. The study looked at the health outcomes of two different age brackets. The first group was men and women between the ages […]