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Breaking: Pro-vaccine advocate may just like science and vaccines and not be a pharma shill

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Everyone knows that anyone and everyone who defends vaccines and science is a paid shill by Big Pharma, that is just a fact. It has long been established that anyone who defends the science and safety of vaccines (especially in online comments and forums) MUST…

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Big Pharma announces huge reduction in vaccine costs for Black Friday

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NEW HAVEN, CT – Big Pharma is apparently embracing the Thanksgiving spirit and slashing the costs associated with vaccinations for 24 hours today, ‘Black Friday’. “The usual costs associated with vaccines are autism, chronic diseases, getting the very disease you are getting the vaccine for,…

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The top 5 health measures Naturopaths, Chiropractors and Homeopaths don't want you to know about!

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Read this now before it gets taken down by Big Alterna.   1. Ibuprofen – Can often relieve headaches and minor pain and inflammation. 2. Insulin – Used by people with type 1 diabetes to stay alive. 3. Vaccines – Used for decades as a…

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Doctor gets taste of his own medicine, now cancer free

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Local oncologist Dr. Wayne Harris recently finished his final round of chemotherapy and doctors have told him he is officially cancer free. “It’s a great feeling, to be told you are cancer free is a such a wonderful thing” explained Harris. “I’ve been fortunate enough…

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Shilly Awards bring few surprises, streaker

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LOS ANGELES, CA – The 1st annual Pharma Shill Awards, or “Shillys”, took place last night in Los Angeles. Aside from a streaking Andrew Wakefield, the show went off without a hitch with many of the favorites taking home awards. See the full list of…

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Merck to hire more female scientists to save money

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As is the case with most professions, females make between 10 and 30 percent less than their male counterparts for doing the same job. After crunching some numbers, pharmaceutical giant Merck saw a huge opportunity. “We can hire women scientists with the exact same credentials…

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