First annual Pharma Shill convention to be held next year

First annual Pharma Shill convention to be held next year

DENVER, CO – The first annual Pharma Shill Conference will be held in early 2016 at the New World Order headquarters underneath the Denver International Airport. The theme of the conference will be “Shilling: From Trolling Internet Health Stories to Cashing Your Pharma Checks” with a keynote speech by Bill Gates on population control through […]

Big Pharma announces huge reduction in vaccine costs for Black Friday

Big Pharma announces huge reduction in vaccine costs for Black Friday

NEW HAVEN, CT – Big Pharma is apparently embracing the Thanksgiving spirit and slashing the costs associated with vaccinations for 24 hours today, ‘Black Friday’. “The usual costs associated with vaccines are autism, chronic diseases, getting the very disease you are getting the vaccine for, etc” explained Big Pharma’s Dr. David Orac. “But for Black […]

Doctor gets taste of his own medicine, now cancer free

Doctor gets taste of his own medicine, now cancer free

Local oncologist Dr. Wayne Harris recently finished his final round of chemotherapy and doctors have told him he is officially cancer free. “It’s a great feeling, to be told you are cancer free is a such a wonderful thing” explained Harris. “I’ve been fortunate enough to tell many people that news over the course of […]

Shilly Awards bring few surprises, streaker

Shilly Awards bring few surprises, streaker

LOS ANGELES, CA – The 1st annual Pharma Shill Awards, or “Shillys”, took place last night in Los Angeles. Aside from a streaking Andrew Wakefield, the show went off without a hitch with many of the favorites taking home awards. See the full list of winners below: