LOS ANGELES, CA – While the CDC and WHO announced that it may take months to get the answer behind the apparent link between Zika virus and microcephaly in Brazil, alternative medicine practitioners announced that they have already solved the case and are now offering cures.
THE HAGUE – The Monsanto Tribunal, a group of anti-GMO advocates who are taking Monsanto “court” for crimes against humnanity, have secured another victory: free continental breakfasts.
AUSTIN, TX – Whole Foods Market reported today that their best selling product over the.
MEXICO – Vani Hari, aka The Food Babe, is reportedly in critical condition at a.
ST. LOUIS, MO – Executives at the dungeon lair headquarters of Monsanto are breathing a.
GENEVA – The World Health Organization has made good on their promise to look to.