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Alt med practitioners much quicker to solve Zika crisis than mainstream doctors

LOS ANGELES, CA – While the CDC and WHO announced that it may take months to get the answer behind the apparent link between Zika virus and microcephaly in Brazil, alternative medicine practitioners announced that they have already solved the case and are now offering cures.

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Monsanto Tribunal Update: Panel to receive free continental breakfasts after trial

THE HAGUE – The Monsanto Tribunal, a group of anti-GMO advocates who are taking Monsanto “court” for crimes against humnanity, have secured another victory: free continental breakfasts.

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Whole Foods accidentally sells GMO strawberry; best seller for the past month

AUSTIN, TX – Whole Foods Market reported today that their best selling product over the.

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Breaking: Food Babe in critical condition after demanding 100% oxygen while scuba diving

MEXICO – Vani Hari, aka The Food Babe, is reportedly in critical condition at a.

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Monsanto finally makes it into a Zika virus conspiracy theory

ST. LOUIS, MO – Executives at the dungeon lair headquarters of Monsanto are breathing a.

WHO picking the top 5 internet commenters to help them fight Zika

GENEVA – The World Health Organization has made good on their promise to look to.