THE HAGUE – The Monsanto Tribunal, a group of anti-GMO advocates who are taking Monsanto “court” for crimes against humnanity, have secured another victory: free continental breakfasts.
THE HAGUE – The Monsanto Tribunal, a group of anti-GMO advocates who are taking Monsanto to “court” for crimes against humanity, have secured another victory: free continental breakfasts.
The group announced today that the hotel where they booked a conference room for the trial has agreed to give them a free breakfast.
“This is just another step in the right direction towards food freedom” said Vandana Shiva, co-organizer of the fake trial. “We are very thankful to the manager at the hotel for granting us this request. This will save us a lot of money and allow to us to keep more of the crowdfunded money for ourselves.”
The fake trial is going to be expensive and the organizers are trying to raise $1 million from people around the world to fund their trip.
“We are doing this for the people. You’re welcome” said Corinne LePage, some kind of pseudoscientist. “All the money raised will be going towards flying us in first class to the event, paying for our hotel and doing some research while we are there.”
The Science Post has learned that the research they plan on doing involves eating at five star restaurants to “test” the food quality.
“I’m not saying we should be sainted, but we should be sainted” said Shiva.
