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Merck to add glyphosate to vaccines in huge deal with Monsanto

Pharmaceutical giant Merck announced today that they would be altering the recipe for their vaccines.

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Merck and Monsanto talking merge in hopes of streamlining cancer and autism

NEW YORK, NY – In a breaking story which happened behind closed doors over the.

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New 180 pound GMO chicken submitted for approval by Monsanto

ST. LOUIS, MO – The Science Post has learned that biotechnology giant Monsanto has secretly.

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Alt med practitioners much quicker to solve Zika crisis than mainstream doctors

LOS ANGELES, CA – While the CDC and WHO announced that it may take months to get the answer behind the apparent link between Zika virus and microcephaly in Brazil, alternative medicine practitioners announced that they have already solved the case and are now offering cures.

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Monsanto Tribunal Update: Panel to receive free continental breakfasts after trial

THE HAGUE – The Monsanto Tribunal, a group of anti-GMO advocates who are taking Monsanto “court” for crimes against humnanity, have secured another victory: free continental breakfasts.

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Whole Foods accidentally sells GMO strawberry; best seller for the past month

AUSTIN, TX – Whole Foods Market reported today that their best selling product over the.

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