Science, health, satire.

Tag archive

monsanto

World Health Organization classifies Monsanto’s dihydrogen monoxide as “probably carcinogenic”

in News by
Monsanto Roundup

SWITZERLAND – The World Health Organization struck a huge blow against Monsanto today when they classified one of their most used chemicals, dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO), as “probably carcinogenic.” “Monsanto uses this chemical in almost everything they make and studies show that if humans consume too…

Keep Reading

Anti-GMO advocates shocked to learn organic food industry is “for-profit”

in Food Science by
monsanto roundup

ST. LOUIS, MI – In a breaking story making headlines across the globe, anti-GMO advocates have reportedly only just now found out that their beloved organic food industry is comprised of for-profit companies. “I’m devastated to be honest,” said Marsha Belanger of March Against Monsanto.…

Keep Reading

Alternative news sites completely reliable, according to study by alternative news sites

in News by
alt news

LOS ANGELES, CA – Alternative media and health/science websites are becoming more and more popular as more people become frustrated with the “mainstream” media rhetoric. InfoWars, Natural News and Breitbart News teamed up for a study during the election and found that sites such as theirs were…

Keep Reading

Shocking truth: Sheep only sleep 4 hours a day, AWAKE more than most other animals

in Conspiracy by
sheeple

In a breaking story you won’t find anywhere else except for the internet, The Science Post has learned that sheep are actually awake more than nearly all other animals. While many people often say that sheep are asleep and not “AWAKE” to what is going…

Keep Reading

Merck buys out tinfoil company ALCAN, conspiracy theorists not sure what to do

in Conspiracy by
Tin foiled woman

NEW YORK, NY – In a shocking turn of events, pharmaceutical and autism-causing company Merck has bought out ALCAN. ALCAN is one of the largest producers of aluminum foil and tinfoil which is used by anti-vaccine advocates, chemtrail believers, 9/11 truthers, etc. to protect themselves…

Keep Reading

Breaking: Monsanto to replace glyphosate with expired vaccines

in Food Science by
monsanto roundup

ST. LOUIS – In a breaking announcement this morning, Monsanto Company has announced that they will be replacing the main ingredient in their flagship product RoundUp (glyphosate) with expired vaccines procured from vaccine manufacturers. “Well we know both glyphosate and vaccines are toxic to humans so…

Keep Reading

1 2 3 9
Go to Top