HOBOKEN, NJ – Area man John Stevens, 29, was taken to hospital over the weekend.
NEW YORK, NY – In a bizarre reversal of roles, guinea pigs have been granted.
ONTARIO, CANADA – Musician and rock legend Neil Young has signed on with Sanofi PAsteur Canada, the makers of the insulin he uses to control his diabetes. The insulin is technically genetically modified, something Mr. Young is very much against.
THE HAGUE, NL – The website Natural News is in big trouble as reports indicate.
EVERYWHERE – The Guy Fawkes wearing hacking group Anonymous appears to have struck again, this.
DENVER, CO – In a recent report uncovered by The Spudd, the New World Order.