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Breaking: Monsanto plans to poison everyone with GMO bananas laced with pyridoxine

ST. LOUIS, MO – In a breaking story coming out of Monsanto headquarters, The Spudd.

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The Monsanto Minute: They are controlling you right now

Thanks for clicking to read this article. Did you know Monsanto made you do that?.

Vaccine name changed on drunken bet, anti-vaccers flock to get ‘Kale Injections’

Two of the leading vaccine researchers in America made a wager if changing the name.

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FDA approves Monsanto’s 100 pound GMO mosquito to wipe out Zika

MIAMI, FL – The FDA has approved the use of Monsanto’s latest creation to combat.

Studies conflicting with your preconceived ideas often flawed, you find

YOUR BRAIN – In a recent study on the brain of you, it was concluded that studies.

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Internet commenters solve Zika crisis: turns out it’s Monsanto…or vaccines, something like that

INTERNET – Once again, the internet commenter has come along and solved another scientific mystery..

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