WASHINGTON – In a breaking story coming out of Washington, officials have announced that they have found traces of the mysterious “Covfefe” in some childhood vaccines.
“We expect find trace amounts of mercury, glyphosate, fetuses, all the usual stuff but not covfefe,” said a CDC official. “This is very disturbing news as we don’t yet fully understand the ramifications or side effects of covfefe.”
President Trump was quick to respond to the news and the negative press surrounding the finding:
Researchers have yet to announce what they plan on doing to combat the current covfefe epidemic.
More news as it becomes available.