Monsanto finally makes it into a Zika virus conspiracy theory

Monsanto finally makes it into a Zika virus conspiracy theory

ST. LOUIS, MO – Executives at the dungeon lair headquarters of Monsanto are breathing a sigh of relief today as they finally were implicated in a conspiracy theory involving the Zika Virus in Brazil. The latest conspiracy revolves around a larvacide called Pyriproxyfen, which is actually manufactured by Sumitomo Chemical, a Japanese company. However, at […]

ISIS to get rid of dental plan in an effort to save money

ISIS to get rid of dental plan in an effort to save money

SYRIA – The militant group ISIS is feeling the financial effects of war and have been forced to cancel their dental plan in an effort to save money. The group has been looking at ways to save money ever since the war mongering began. “War and beheadings aren’t cheap,” said an anonymous ISIS member. “We […]

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