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Monsanto finally makes it into a Zika virus conspiracy theory

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ST. LOUIS, MO – Executives at the dungeon lair headquarters of Monsanto are breathing a sigh of relief today as they finally were implicated in a conspiracy theory involving the Zika Virus in Brazil. The latest conspiracy revolves around a larvacide called Pyriproxyfen, which is…

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Breaking: Bill Gates owned UN institutes forced abortion for Brazilian women

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NEW YORK, NY – The United Nations (a subsidiary of the Bill and Linda Gates Foundation) has mandated that all pregnant women in Brazil must terminate their pregnancies effective immediately. “We are doing what we feel is in the best interest of the children,” said…

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Leaked documents show Pharma Shills given advanced warning of chemtrail deployments

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DENVER, CO – In a breaking story out of Denver, The Spudd Times has learned that Pharma Shills are given advance warning from the Illuminati when chemtrails are going to be deployed. The leaked documents outline how Pharma Shills are sent email blasts and text…

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NSA whistleblower confirms "we are out to get you", conspiracy theorists vindicated

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WASHINGTON, DC – Speaking exclusively with The Spudd, NSA whistleblower Billiam Thomson confirmed that the NSA in conjunction with the CDC and FDA, are indeed out to hurt and kill every last American citizen. “We have been doing it for the last 100 years” said…

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Gluten-free woman struggling to find some way she is being oppressed at new job

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MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Mary Seguin was excited to get a job at a hot new startup in the heart of Silicon Valley. She never imagined that a young, hip company would embrace her gluten-free lifestyle so quickly. “I expected a lot of push back…

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ISIS to get rid of dental plan in an effort to save money

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SYRIA – The militant group ISIS is feeling the financial effects of war and have been forced to cancel their dental plan in an effort to save money. The group has been looking at ways to save money ever since the war mongering began. “War…

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