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Vaccine and chemtrail injuries closely linked, study finds

LOCH NESS, SCOTLAND – In a breaking report coming out of Scotland today, it appears.

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I’m not anti-parachute, I’m pro safe-parachute

DENVER, CO – People who argue for parachutes to be as safe as possible often.

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Man sees chemtrails coming from his own house

TORONTO, CA – A local man was shocked and concerned when he saw chemtrails coming from the side of his own house. “Chemtrails” are chemicals that are usually sprayed from the back of any and all aircraft with the intention of depopulation, mind-control and infecting inhabitants with all manor of disease.

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Monsanto finally makes it into a Zika virus conspiracy theory

ST. LOUIS, MO – Executives at the dungeon lair headquarters of Monsanto are breathing a.

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Breaking: Bill Gates owned UN institutes forced abortion for Brazilian women

NEW YORK, NY – The United Nations (a subsidiary of the Bill and Linda Gates.

Leaked documents show Pharma Shills given advanced warning of chemtrail deployments

DENVER, CO – In a breaking story out of Denver, The Spudd Times has learned.

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