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New study shows comments more convincing when expressed in ALL CAPS

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A new study from the Natural Green Health Science Journal has concluded that when refuting science claims concerning things like cancer, vaccines, vitamins, etc. it is more valid when you express your thoughts using ALL CAPITALS LETTERS. The study looked at message board posts and…

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Anti-helmet parents to hold rally to oppose mandatory bike helmet bill

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Bill BMX277 is set to go to a vote next week and if it passes, it will strip the rights of children to ride their bikes without a helmet. Many anti-helmet parents are outraged that the bill will take away their…

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NSA to focus spying efforts on alternative medicine practitioners, continue to get CIA help with assassinations

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WASHINGTON, DC – The National Security Agency (NSA) announced today that they would be shifting some of the focus of their spying tactics to focus more on alternative medicine practitioners and salespeople. At the same time, they also confirmed they would continue to work closely…

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Plane crash kills 163 after pilot forgets to turn off chemtrails when landing

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PHOENIX, AZ – A tradgic accident that could have been avoided took the lives of all 163 people on board the Boeing 737 bound for Phoenix. The plane crashed on the runway amid a huge cloud of chemical smoke and fire.

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Over 100 seniors die just years after getting pneumococcal vaccine

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NEW YORK, NY – In a breaking story you won’t find anywhere else, The Science Post has learned than over 100 elderly patients at a hospice center in New York City have died following their pneumococcal vaccines. “We have over 2100 patients aged 85+ in our…

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UN cancels all further action on climate change after internet commenter exposes it as a hoax

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The United Nations announced today that any and all action and/or conferences focusing on climate change will immediately cease. The announcement comes after the UN read several comments on climate change articles on the internet. “Wow, we were way, way off,” said Dr. Chris Eula…

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