Merck buys out tinfoil company ALCAN, conspiracy theorists not sure what to do

Merck buys out tinfoil company ALCAN, conspiracy theorists not sure what to do

NEW YORK, NY – In a shocking turn of events, pharmaceutical and autism-causing company Merck has bought out ALCAN. ALCAN is one of the largest producers of aluminum foil and tinfoil which is used by anti-vaccine advocates, chemtrail believers, 9/11 truthers, etc. to protect themselves from government mind control. “This is a very sad day […]

The Monsanto Minute: They are controlling you right now

The Monsanto Minute: They are controlling you right now

Thanks for clicking to read this article. Did you know Monsanto made you do that? Are you chuckling right now or scoffing at that idea? Monsanto made you do that too. Even as your eyes scan this page, moving from left to right to read the words, Monsanto is secretly controlling your every movement, thought, […]

New study shows comments more convincing when expressed in ALL CAPS

New study shows comments more convincing when expressed in ALL CAPS

A new study from the Natural Green Health Science Journal has concluded that when refuting science claims concerning things like cancer, vaccines, vitamins, etc. it is more valid when you express your thoughts using ALL CAPITALS LETTERS. The study looked at message board posts and comments on health related articles from Facebook, Twitter, Forbes and […]

NSA to focus spying efforts on alternative medicine practitioners, continue to get CIA help with assassinations

NSA to focus spying efforts on alternative medicine practitioners, continue to get CIA help with assassinations

WASHINGTON, DC – The National Security Agency (NSA) announced today that they would be shifting some of the focus of their spying tactics to focus more on alternative medicine practitioners and salespeople. At the same time, they also confirmed they would continue to work closely with the CIA and their black ops division to continue […]