Scientists confirm link between evil plots and giant maps with strings

Scientists confirm link between evil plots and giant maps with strings

ARLINGTON, VA – Scientists at the FBI have confirmed that anyone who has a wall full of maps, strings, photographs and newspaper clippings, will eventually follow through with an evil plot. “We studied the apartments and homes of over 200 people who were instrumental in carrying out evil plots,” explained Dr. Scott Horvath of the […]

CDC experimenting with oral vaccines which will contain fluoride

CDC experimenting with oral vaccines which will contain fluoride

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC is reportedly working on a new set of childhood vaccines which would eliminate the use of needles, one of the scariest parts of getting vaccinated for children. “We have an oral polio vaccine and besides the whole causing cancer thing, it works really well,” said CDC scientist Dr. Hank Scorpio. […]

Man tries to live life avoiding anything that "may" cause cancer

Man tries to live life avoiding anything that "may" cause cancer

Like all of us, Jeffrey Wilson wants to live a long a happy life, obviously devoid of cancer. But Jeffrey is going to some extreme lengths to do it. With everything from bacon, coffee, wireless signals, the sun, gluten and GMOs said to be a risk factor for cancer, Jeffrey has become somewhat of a […]

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