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Scientists confirm link between evil plots and giant maps with strings

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ARLINGTON, VA – Scientists at the FBI have confirmed that anyone who has a wall full of maps, strings, photographs and newspaper clippings, will eventually follow through with an evil plot. “We studied the apartments and homes of over 200 people who were instrumental in…

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CDC experimenting with oral vaccines which will contain fluoride

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ATLANTA, GA – The CDC is reportedly working on a new set of childhood vaccines which would eliminate the use of needles, one of the scariest parts of getting vaccinated for children. “We have an oral polio vaccine and besides the whole causing cancer thing,…

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Child Services investigating parents who refuse to blame vaccines for son's autism

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CHANDLER, AZ – Parents of 3 year old Sean Powell are being investigated by Child Health Services after neighbors told police that the Powell’s were not blaming Sean’s autism on vaccines. “I feel bad for them, but I really don’t think I had a choice,”…

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Leaked documents show US government and Big Pharma working on GMO human/Sheep hybrid

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WASHINGTON, DC – According to documents obtained by The Spudd, a new form of life – one that combines the intelligence and dexterity of a human being with the blind allegiance of a sheep – is currently being developed by several pharmaceutical companies in conjunction…

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People living in parents basements everywhere claim Paris attacks a huge conspiracy

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NEW YORK, NY – File this one under not shocking, but many people are claiming the attacks in Paris are a “false flag”, and trumped up situation created by the CIA and French government to close their borders, set up martial law and enforce stricter…

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Man tries to live life avoiding anything that "may" cause cancer

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Like all of us, Jeffrey Wilson wants to live a long a happy life, obviously devoid of cancer. But Jeffrey is going to some extreme lengths to do it. With everything from bacon, coffee, wireless signals, the sun, gluten and GMOs said to be a…

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