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Leaked emails show government officials admitting contrails are real

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WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking story coming out of Washington, leaked emails from Hilary Clinton and other high ranking government officials show correspondence admitting to the existence of contrails. “We have long suspected that the government has been covering up the existence of contrails,”…

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Anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist gets no response from CDC, claims victory

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ATLANTA, GA – Local anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist Bob Kennedy revealed to the world today that he issued a challenge to the CDC to disprove all of the claims he has made on Facebook page. Well, it has been two weeks and there has been no…

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Merck to add glyphosate to vaccines in huge deal with Monsanto

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Pharmaceutical giant Merck announced today that they would be altering the recipe for their vaccines and making them even more toxic by adding glyphosate (a broad-spectrum systemic herbicide used to kill weeds and cause cancer). The news comes with confirmation of a deal with Monsanto…

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Vaccine and chemtrail injuries closely linked, study finds

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LOCH NESS, SCOTLAND – In a breaking report coming out of Scotland today, it appears as though researchers have linked chemtrail injuries to vaccine injuries. “We discovered that over 80% of people who claim to have had (or their child had) a vaccine injury, has…

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I’m not anti-parachute, I’m pro safe-parachute

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DENVER, CO – People who argue for parachutes to be as safe as possible often get labeled as “anti-parachute” which is simply not true says Jake Carrey, safe parachute activist. “I am not against parachutes, I think they have done the world some good. But…

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Man sees chemtrails coming from his own house

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TORONTO, CA – A local man was shocked and concerned when he saw chemtrails coming from the side of his own house. “Chemtrails” are chemicals that are usually sprayed from the back of any and all aircraft with the intention of depopulation, mind-control and infecting inhabitants with all manor of disease.

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