Leaked emails show government officials admitting contrails are real

Leaked emails show government officials admitting contrails are real

WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking story coming out of Washington, leaked emails from Hilary Clinton and other high ranking government officials show correspondence admitting to the existence of contrails. “We have long suspected that the government has been covering up the existence of contrails,” said Jeremy Smith of The Contrail Awareness Society. “All you […]

Merck to add glyphosate to vaccines in huge deal with Monsanto

Merck to add glyphosate to vaccines in huge deal with Monsanto

Pharmaceutical giant Merck announced today that they would be altering the recipe for their vaccines and making them even more toxic by adding glyphosate (a broad-spectrum systemic herbicide used to kill weeds and cause cancer). The news comes with confirmation of a deal with Monsanto who will be proving the glyphosate which they have in […]

Vaccine and chemtrail injuries closely linked, study finds

Vaccine and chemtrail injuries closely linked, study finds

LOCH NESS, SCOTLAND – In a breaking report coming out of Scotland today, it appears as though researchers have linked chemtrail injuries to vaccine injuries. “We discovered that over 80% of people who claim to have had (or their child had) a vaccine injury, has also experienced side effects from chemtrails,” said lead researcher Dr. […]

I’m not anti-parachute, I’m pro safe-parachute

I’m not anti-parachute, I’m pro safe-parachute

DENVER, CO – People who argue for parachutes to be as safe as possible often get labeled as “anti-parachute” which is simply not true says Jake Carrey, safe parachute activist. “I am not against parachutes, I think they have done the world some good. But why do they need to be so dangerous? Why do […]

Man sees chemtrails coming from his own house

Man sees chemtrails coming from his own house

TORONTO, CA – A local man was shocked and concerned when he saw chemtrails coming from the side of his own house. “Chemtrails” are chemicals that are usually sprayed from the back of any and all aircraft with the intention of depopulation, mind-control and infecting inhabitants with all manor of disease.