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Breaking: 9/11 was a false flag vaccine/chemtrail experiment orchestrated by Monsanto

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NEW YORK, NY – In a scathing report obtained by The Science Post, researchers have found new evidence which points to the September 11th attacks on the World Trade Center being a false flag event. “We have evidence from numerous unverified sources that the whole…

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NSA confirms everything is a conspiracy, conspiracy theorists not convinced

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NEW YORK, NY – The NSA announced today that yes, everything that happens or has ever happened in history is a conspiracy. Vaccines, the moon landing, the earth being round, Zika virus, everything. “We can’t hide the truth any longer, we felt we had to…

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God admits “I actually really like science” in shocking Facebook post

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HEAVEN – In the ‘Facebook post heard round the world’, the almighty Himself admitted that He actually really likes science…a lot. “Look, I never meant to intimate that I was anti-science or anything like that” He said. “I mean I gave you guys a really…

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Greenpeace employees enjoy fruit baskets from agrichemical giants

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With the announcement of a potential Monsanto takeover by German chemical giant, Bayer AG, Greenpeace employees were thrilled to see their offices filled with Harry and David fruit baskets this morning. CFO, Brian Baker, was beaming when he remarked, “Wow! These are so much better…

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Paranormal researchers still searching for proof of Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster and Vaccine Injuries

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Paranormal researchers have been looking for evidence of Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and vaccine injuries for decades – and have yet to find difinitive proof of any. “We are confident that at some point we will be able to prove all three of these…

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