God admits “I actually really like science” in shocking Facebook post

God admits “I actually really like science” in shocking Facebook post

HEAVEN – In the ‘Facebook post heard round the world’, the almighty Himself admitted that He actually really likes science…a lot. “Look, I never meant to intimate that I was anti-science or anything like that” He said. “I mean I gave you guys a really complicated, complex brain and a bunch of intricate systems to […]

Greenpeace employees enjoy fruit baskets from agrichemical giants

Greenpeace employees enjoy fruit baskets from agrichemical giants

With the announcement of a potential Monsanto takeover by German chemical giant, Bayer AG, Greenpeace employees were thrilled to see their offices filled with Harry and David fruit baskets this morning. CFO, Brian Baker, was beaming when he remarked, “Wow! These are so much better than those Mrs. Prindable’s Apples we got from ChemChina when […]