Ice cream and drownings: an exposé

VANCOUVER, BC – Well it’s that time of year again: sun, swimming, ice cream and unfortunately, drowning. Not a summer goes by that you don’t read about some poor person drowning while swimming in their pool, lake, or in the ocean while on vacation. And what else also happens every summer? That’s right, ice cream sales go way up.

So is it just a coincidence that ice cream sales and drownings go hand in hand? Right. Just like vaccinations and autism are just a coincidence. The main stream media and Big Ice Cream will tell you that the two are not related, and that ice cream and swimming are just enjoyed more in the summer so we are naturally going to see a rise in both ice cream sales and drownings. Or at least that’s what they want you to think.

The Ice Cream industry is so corrupt and so good at cover-ups that they may even rival the biggest cover-up artists of the all, Big Pharma. You know what else Big Pharma and Big Ice Cream have in common? Antifreeze. Yup. Both vaccines and ice cream have antifreeze as one of their ingredients. Well, technically the ingredient is “Propylene Glycol”, and not “Ethylene Glycol” (which is the chemical used in antifreeze in cars). Propylene Glycol is actually much different and completely safe. But never mind all these “sciency” facts, we all know better.

So stay away from ice cream this summer and you just might be OK.

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