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Amy Porterfield Levy
Writer, liberal humanist. Huffington Post Contributor. I use gross exaggeration, humor, and blatant stereotyping as literary devices.

Cleveland Clinic Replaces Conventional Medicine with The Four Humors System Following Medical Director’s Devastating Cold

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CLEVELAND, OH – Dr. Daniel Neides, Medical Director and Chief Operating Officer of the Cleveland Clinic Wellness Institute, announced his intention on Friday to abandon evidence-based, modern medicine in order to adopt the Four Humors, a healing system favored by Ancient Greek physicians and the…

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Trump announces plan to make Gaslighting a cornerstone of American energy policy

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Trump announced today that he intends to make America energy independent and create millions of jobs by bringing back the gaslighting industry. Trump made the announcement in a 3 am tweet: “I will unleash TRILLIONS of dollars in untapped gaslight! Obama made us TOTALLY dependant[sic]…

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Woman convinced being anti-vax makes her more interesting to Facebook friends

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TALLAHASSEE, FL – A Tallahassee woman admitted today that she only pretends to be an online anti-vaccine activist in order to seem more interesting to high school Facebook friends. Carly Atwood, 41, started sharing “Big Pharma” conspiracy theories on Facebook two years ago after reading…

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Greenpeace employees enjoy fruit baskets from agrichemical giants

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With the announcement of a potential Monsanto takeover by German chemical giant, Bayer AG, Greenpeace employees were thrilled to see their offices filled with Harry and David fruit baskets this morning. CFO, Brian Baker, was beaming when he remarked, “Wow! These are so much better…

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Four out of five people who accuse scientists of being industry shills think “irregardless” is a word

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A team of researchers from the University of Michigan released a report today which adds to a growing body of evidence that those who routinely call scientists and science advocates shills for various industries do indeed believe that “irregardless” is a word. The habit of…

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