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Woman sets record for world's most expensive urine

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PORTLAND, OR – A local woman has set a new Guinness World Record for the world’s most expensive urine. Kate Marcols has spent almost all of her net income over the past ten years on supplements and vitamins. “I spend around $500/week on supplements and…

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Woman cures cancer with nothing but positive thoughts, yoga and conventional medicine

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SANTA FE, NM – In a stunning medical miracle, Rebecca Gomez has reportedly been declared cancer free after only 3 years of conventional treatment and 6 months of positive thinking. “It wasn’t until I started reading about the power of positive thinking this past year…

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Homeopath shocked to learn he is not respected in the medical community

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NEW YORK, NY – Homeopath Dana Ullman was shocked and appalled to learn that he, the preeminent homeopath of our time, is not well respected among the medical community as a whole. “Let this be a lesson to all homeopaths, naturopaths, chiropractors and any other…

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Essential oils just as effective as placebo at treating infections, study finds

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PHOENIX, AZ – In a new study coming out of the University of Arizona, researchers have announced that using essential oils for the treatment of infections is just as effective as a placebo. “We studied over 700 people with various types of infections, both bacterial…

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Man beats self-diagnosed cancer naturally, currently booking speaking engagements

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SPOKANE, WA – Local entrepreneur David Loup has reportedly finally found something that will make him lots of money: surviving cancer. “When I first diagnosed myself with colon cancer, I was down in the dumps for a long time,” recalls Loup. “But rather than wallow…

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Naturopath hopes this is the year his family calls him "doctor" while home for Christmas

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SPRINGFIELD, OH – Naturopath Paul Therro is hoping his Christmas wish comes true this year and his family finally starts calling him doctor when he is home for the holidays. Traditionally, his parents and siblings call him a “healer” or “natural doctor something or other”…

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