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Holistic nutritionist still waiting for money transfer from Nigerian Prince

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Holistic Nutritionist Holly Vickers was overjoyed when out of the thousands of people who use the internet, she was chosen to receive a handsome sum of money from a Nigerian prince. “You never expect something like this, you never expect things like this to happen…

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Natural health products must now prove they work, naturopaths crying foul

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NEW YORK, NY – In a bold move this weekend, the FDA announced that natural health products must prove they work before they can be sold at stores and clinics. In the past, alternative health supplements have fallen into a sort of grey area where…

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86% of people would rather be treated by the cast of Grey’s Anatomy than a homeopath

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CLEVELAND, OH – A recent survey conducted by the Cleveland Mercy Hospital revealed that over 85% of people would rather get medical treatment from a member of the Grey’s Anatomy cast over a homeopath. “I figure that working on that show for so many years,…

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An apple a day will not keep the naturopath away, study finds

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SPRINGFIELD, KY – In a new study from the University of Kentucky, researchers followed 214 adults who use naturopaths as their primary care physician. They subjects were then told to eat 1 apple everyday for a year. At the end of the year, 164 of…

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World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’

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GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.

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Breaking: Naturopath cures man’s general malaise and non-specific pain in only 5 weeks

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NEW YORK, NY – Naturopath and Reiki master Paul Therro has done the impossible: cure a man of his non-specific pain and discomfort in under 6 weeks, something Therro says is unheard of in conventional medicine.

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