Dr. Oz’s urine worth an estimated $50 per fluid ounce

Dr. Oz’s urine worth an estimated $50 per fluid ounce

NEW YORK, NY – Everyone’s favorite doctor, Dr. Oz, may have another feather to put in his cap as researchers have estimated his urine may be worth as much as $50 per fluid ounce. “We know Dr. Oz takes at least 30 vitamin and mineral supplements a day, based on what he tells he audience […]

Holistic Nutritionist voted most bullshit medical title

Holistic Nutritionist voted most bullshit medical title

In a recent survey of everyone, Holistic Nutritionist was voted as the most bullshit medical title one can have. “Nutritionist, and by extension Holistic Nutritionist, is not a protected title. That means anyone can call themselves one” said principal investigator of the study, July Green, RD. “We are seeing it more and more in alternative […]

Man on paleo diet arrested after eating neighbors dog

Man on paleo diet arrested after eating neighbors dog

AUSTIN, TX – Local paleo diet guru Mark Wolfe was arrested yesterday after allegedly eating his neighbors poodle. The paleo diet involves eating all-natural, fresh, non-GMO, and non-processed foods. The hard-core paleo’s only eat what they can grow and scavenge, and in this case, it was a poodle named Cupcake. “It’s so devastating,” said owner […]