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Dr. Oz’s urine worth an estimated $50 per fluid ounce

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NEW YORK, NY – Everyone’s favorite doctor, Dr. Oz, may have another feather to put in his cap as researchers have estimated his urine may be worth as much as $50 per fluid ounce. “We know Dr. Oz takes at least 30 vitamin and mineral…

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Holistic Nutritionist voted most bullshit medical title

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In a recent survey of everyone, Holistic Nutritionist was voted as the most bullshit medical title one can have. “Nutritionist, and by extension Holistic Nutritionist, is not a protected title. That means anyone can call themselves one” said principal investigator of the study, July Green,…

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Man on paleo diet arrested after eating neighbors dog

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AUSTIN, TX – Local paleo diet guru Mark Wolfe was arrested yesterday after allegedly eating his neighbors poodle. The paleo diet involves eating all-natural, fresh, non-GMO, and non-processed foods. The hard-core paleo’s only eat what they can grow and scavenge, and in this case, it…

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Cancer patient dies after using both colloidal silver and Reiki, naturopaths stumped

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Local man Frank Shattenkirk passed away this morning from a malignant brain tumor at the age of 45. Mr. Shattenkirk had forgone conventional medicine in favor of using colloidal silver and getting repeated Reiki treatments. “We’re really not sure what happened to be honest, Mr.…

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Online petition demands GMO labeling and natural health products to remain untested

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NEW YORK, NY – In an online petition started on Change.org, over 10,000 people have put their name down in support of GMO labeling and natural health products remaining untested. “The FDA needs to step up and do their job and that means mandatory labeling…

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Scientists confirm apple bitten by Snow White was a GMO, Witch worked for Monsanto

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In a breaking story you won’t read anywhere else, The Spudd has learned that the poison apple Snow White was tricked into eating was actually a genetically modified organism made by Monsanto. The Witch (who was actually the Queen in disguise) also has ties to…

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