Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”

Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”

PHOENIX, AZ – A fire hydrant in a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona burst last night, causing water to come spraying out all over the street. Children ran in excitement and began playing in the water, trying to cool off from the 90 degree weather. However, the children were not the only ones to rush to […]

Natural Homeopathy and Dasani merge in $0.000001 million dollar deal

Natural Homeopathy and Dasani merge in $0.000001 million dollar deal

NEW YORK, NY – One of the largest bottled water companies in the world, Dasani, has merged with homeopathic medicine company Natural Homeopathy in a massive merger. “This will ensure Natural Homeopathic never runs out of medicine,” said CEO Dan Ullman. “As everyone knows, water is the most important and most expensive aspect of homeopathic […]

Man cures broken arm naturally without any western medicine

Man cures broken arm naturally without any western medicine

  KINGSTON, JAMAICA – 24 year old Justin Noru of Kingston, Jamaica has managed to cure his broken humerus without the use of any type of western medicine. “No, I had no pain meds and no cast. I just let it heal on it’s own,” he explained. “It hurt like a son of a bitch […]

OP Ed: Fluoride and water are BOTH toxic

OP Ed: Fluoride and water are BOTH toxic

OP Ed by Lanny Williams: In a breaking story from the Lancet, fluoride has been declared toxic. That’s right, the chemical being pumped into your water supply and in your toothpaste has been classified as “toxic” by the Lancet. Technically the paper was just a re-hash of an old paper, written by the same author […]

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