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Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”

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PHOENIX, AZ – A fire hydrant in a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona burst last night, causing water to come spraying out all over the street. Children ran in excitement and began playing in the water, trying to cool off from the 90 degree weather. However,…

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British Journal of Homeopathy releases groundbreaking study, print too small to read

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LONDON, UK – A new study has been released by BJOH, proving once and for all that homeopathy is a viable cure for upper respiratory infections. Unfortunately, the authors have chosen to print the journal homeopathically. What that means is that the font is Arial…

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Natural Homeopathy and Dasani merge in $0.000001 million dollar deal

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NEW YORK, NY – One of the largest bottled water companies in the world, Dasani, has merged with homeopathic medicine company Natural Homeopathy in a massive merger. “This will ensure Natural Homeopathic never runs out of medicine,” said CEO Dan Ullman. “As everyone knows, water…

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Foreign woman nearing death from following Food Babe’s "can’t pronounce it" rule

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SPRINGFIELD, OH – Tatiana Orlov, 44, is reportedly nearing death from starvation after following the Food Babe’s “if you can’t pronounce it, don’t eat it” rule to the extreme. Orlov moved to America 4 months ago and cannot speak any English; she relies on translators…

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Man cures broken arm naturally without any western medicine

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  KINGSTON, JAMAICA – 24 year old Justin Noru of Kingston, Jamaica has managed to cure his broken humerus without the use of any type of western medicine. “No, I had no pain meds and no cast. I just let it heal on it’s own,”…

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OP Ed: Fluoride and water are BOTH toxic

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OP Ed by Lanny Williams: In a breaking story from the Lancet, fluoride has been declared toxic. That’s right, the chemical being pumped into your water supply and in your toothpaste has been classified as “toxic” by the Lancet. Technically the paper was just a…

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