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Mom’s kiss more effective than homeopathy in treating children’s pain

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Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

PITTSBURGH, PA – In a new study out of the University of Pittsburgh, researchers discovered that a kiss from mom or dad on a scrape or cut is just as effective as homeopathy for treating pain.

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Alternative medical healers hold annual meeting to invent new diseases, cures

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MIAMI, FL – In the sun and sand of Miami, Florida the who’s who of alternative medical healers held their annual meeting to create new diseases and condiions and of course new ways to cure them. The 3 day conference also focused on which vaccine ingredients to blame for autism and other conditions, the best fluoride-removal sysytems to sell on your website and how to convince people that oxygen and water are worth paying for.

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Alt med practitioners much quicker to solve Zika crisis than mainstream doctors

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Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

LOS ANGELES, CA – While the CDC and WHO announced that it may take months to get the answer behind the apparent link between Zika virus and microcephaly in Brazil, alternative medicine practitioners announced that they have already solved the case and are now offering cures.

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Can homeopathy help prevent autism in children?

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NEW YORK, NY – In a breaking story coming out of a New York City suburb, researchers are investigating whether or not homeopathy can prevent children from developing autism. “We have looked at the data and to be completely honest, we’re really excited at how…

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Homeopath secretly taking conventional medicine for years

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LONDON, UK – Homeopath Dana Allman (name changed for anonymity reasons) has confessed to The Spudd that he has been secretly using conventional medicine for years. Allman agreed to talk with us provided we blurred his face and altered his voice. We explained that the…

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Homeopath running out of excuses why remedies are not curing patient

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VANCOUVER, CANADA – Homeopath Bill Pillmin has been practicing homeopathy for over 15 years and never has he run into such a troublesome and persistent patient. Donald Grady has tried over 6 different remedies recommended and sold to him by Pillman, but returns every couple…

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