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Breaking: Naturopath cures man’s general malaise and non-specific pain in only 5 weeks

NEW YORK, NY – Naturopath and Reiki master Paul Therro has done the impossible: cure a man of his non-specific pain and discomfort in under 6 weeks, something Therro says is unheard of in conventional medicine.

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Mom’s kiss more effective than homeopathy in treating children’s pain

PITTSBURGH, PA – In a new study out of the University of Pittsburgh, researchers discovered that a kiss from mom or dad on a scrape or cut is just as effective as homeopathy for treating pain.

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Alternative medical healers hold annual meeting to invent new diseases, cures

MIAMI, FL – In the sun and sand of Miami, Florida the who’s who of alternative medical healers held their annual meeting to create new diseases and condiions and of course new ways to cure them. The 3 day conference also focused on which vaccine ingredients to blame for autism and other conditions, the best fluoride-removal sysytems to sell on your website and how to convince people that oxygen and water are worth paying for.

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Alt med practitioners much quicker to solve Zika crisis than mainstream doctors

LOS ANGELES, CA – While the CDC and WHO announced that it may take months to get the answer behind the apparent link between Zika virus and microcephaly in Brazil, alternative medicine practitioners announced that they have already solved the case and are now offering cures.

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Can homeopathy help prevent autism in children?

NEW YORK, NY – In a breaking story coming out of a New York City.

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Homeopath secretly taking conventional medicine for years

LONDON, UK – Homeopath Dana Allman (name changed for anonymity reasons) has confessed to The.