Cleveland Clinic Replaces Conventional Medicine with The Four Humors System Following Medical Director’s Devastating Cold

Cleveland Clinic Replaces Conventional Medicine with The Four Humors System Following Medical Director’s Devastating Cold

CLEVELAND, OH – Dr. Daniel Neides, Medical Director and Chief Operating Officer of the Cleveland Clinic Wellness Institute, announced his intention on Friday to abandon evidence-based, modern medicine in order to adopt the Four Humors, a healing system favored by Ancient Greek physicians and the doctors of the Middle Ages. Neides’ decision comes on the […]

Local man promises to start juice cleanse tomorrow

Local man promises to start juice cleanse tomorrow

The wife of Toronto resident Julian Dunkleman has confirmed reports that her 52 year old husband has promised to start a week-long juice cleanse at approximately 7am tomorrow morning. According to Mrs. Dunkleman, the cleanse was slated to begin yesterday but was postponed due to what her husband called a “stressful day at work”. Sources […]

Lancet publishes new controversial study showing homeopathic vaccines may be linked to autism spectrum disorder

Lancet publishes new controversial study showing homeopathic vaccines may be linked to autism spectrum disorder

Researchers published what could be a groundbreaking study this week in the Lancet, implicating homeopathic vaccines (known as nosodes) as a cause of Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD). A  nosode “is a homeopathic remedy prepared from a pathological specimen. The specimen is taken from a diseased animal or person and may consist of saliva, pus, urine, […]

Detroit man has been taking homeopathic medicine by accident for over 20 years

Detroit man has been taking homeopathic medicine by accident for over 20 years

Brad Smith from Detroit, Michigan never meant to take homeopathic medicine. “I’ve never bought any homeopathic medicine, ever. So imagine my surprise when I found out I had been taking it for almost my whole life without even knowing it.” Smith was surfing the Internet recently when he stumbled across an article on homeopathic medicine. […]

American Society of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (A SCAM) ranks top 10 achievements in medical history

American Society of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (A SCAM) ranks top 10 achievements in medical history

The American Society of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (A SCAM) came out with their list of the top 10 achievements in medical history. The list differs significantly from other lists with things like vaccines, anesthesia, hand hygiene, etc. conspicuously absent from the list.   Tumeric – The miracle spice that can cure everything from athletes foot to […]

Parents really confused after meeting daughter’s new homeopath boyfriend

Parents really confused after meeting daughter’s new homeopath boyfriend

LEXINGTON, KY – Peter and Rosie Sallinger were excited to meet their daughter Kelsey’s new boyfriend when she brought him over for dinner last night. They had heard she was dating a doctor and he seemed very successful and well mannered. “I didn’t even know what a homeopath was,” said Peter. “I thought Kelsey was […]