Man treats type 1 diabetes without GMO insulin, you won't believe what happened! (spoiler: he died)

Man treats type 1 diabetes without GMO insulin, you won't believe what happened! (spoiler: he died)

AUSTIN, TX – Local Natural News follower and worshipper of all things anti-mainstream, 34 year old Winston Gregg decided he was going to treat his diabetes mellitus type 1 (also known as insulin-dependent diabetes) naturally. Unfortunately for Mr. Gregg, things did not go well. Many anti-GMO advocates have turned to insulin as their next target, […]

Anti-science, pro-disease parents release new imaginary disease: "GMO-injured"

Anti-science, pro-disease parents release new imaginary disease: "GMO-injured"

PORTLAND, ME – No more will science illiterate parents have to solely rely on blaming vaccines for all the ills that befall their children. Vaccines are still the number one choice, well ahead of genetics, bad luck, reactions/symptoms from viruses, and environmental factors. However, “GMO-injured” is making a huge push up the proverbial ladder. “Before […]

The pros and cons of following The Food Babe

The pros and cons of following The Food Babe

  Pros   1. Get to be part of an army without having to fight anyone 2. Feeling of superiority over your GMO-eating peers 3. Never having to think for yourself 4. Having your pre-conceived ideas about organic food confirmed in the Food Babe Army echo chamber 5. Feeling like you are part of something […]

Chipotle to introduce non-E.coli line of burritos

Chipotle to introduce non-E.coli line of burritos

In the wake of the numerous food poisoning problems at Chipotle restaurants across the United States, the restaurant is launching a whole new line of non-E.coli burritos. “Our non-E.coli burritos will be both delicious and free from E.coli, something we have never had before,” said head chef Donald Bradshaw. “We want our customers to have […]

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