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Anti-GMO activists took the glyphosate challenge: massive e-coli poisoning after consuming manure

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This past weekend a group of roughly 13 people were admitted at NYU Hospital due to e-coli O157:H7 infections. The infection is believed to be linked to a mass demonstration an anti-GMO group performed. One of the organizers of the event explained what happened as…

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Local anti-vaccine mother does some math, won't allow child in car or to eat food

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Local mother Nancy Del Grande recently stumbled upon a website showing all the possible causes of death in the United States. After some quick math showed her that dying in a car accident or choking to death on food are much more likely that a…

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Food Babe's new book to be completely made of kale

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Vani Hari, aka The Food Babe, is well underway to finishing the follow-up to her popular pseudoscience thriller, The Food Babe Way. She is reportedly in talks with several different vegetarian publishers in hopes of publishing her new book, Food Babe: Stories From the Trenches,…

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Breaking: The Spudd makes FOIA request on The Food Babe

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In a breaking story, yours truly put in a FOIA request for one Vani Hari, aka The Food Babe. What we found out was both expected and shocking at the same time. While some of what we found was not very surprising, like Ms. Hari’s…

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Whole Foods announces new line of artisanal homeopathy products

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AUSTIN, TX – In a press release issued today, grocery chain Whole Foods announced: “Whole Foods is committed to providing our customers products that are of the highest quality, and with making the world a better place. In that spirit we are pleased to announce…

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New Monsanto GMO corn reportedly protects against chemtrails

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Agriculture giant Monsanto announced today that they have developed a new genetically modified corn which will protect consumers against the harms of chemtrails. Chemtrails are a completely accepted and factual concept involving the spraying of mind-control and autism causing chemicals from the back of airplanes.…

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