ST. LOUIS, MO – 26 year-old Dylan Thomas was quite happy with himself when he purchased his newest anti-GMO t-shirt online and has been wearing it proudly for the better part of three days.
Thomas wears the shirt in public as often as possible and knows everyone around him is both impressed and intimidated.
“I know people are looking at my shirt and staring at me in awe,” explained Thomas. “A lot of people are intimidated by people like me, people who are awake to the dangers of GMOs.”
The Spudd Times interviewed several eye witnesses who encountered Mr. Thomas and his shirt:
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“I didn’t even notice to be honest.” Gary Killorn, chef. |
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“I thought it was a band or something.” Susanne Garret, mom. |
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“I’ll bet you five bucks he doesn’t understand the science behind GMOs.” Emily Rothwell, scientist. |
