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The Spudd Times Year in Review: Top 12 highlights and lowlights from 2015

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It was a difficult task, but the editors here at The Spudd Times have narrowed it down to the top 12 highlights and lowlights from a crazy 2015: 1. SB277 Bill passes – children of California will now be vaccinated at gun point 2. Jim…

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Food Babe quickly deletes post after accidentally promoting something she won't get commission from

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CHARLOTTE, NC – The Food Babe was in full damage control today after she accidentally posted a link to a kitchen appliance she won’t get any commission from. It is unclear at this point if Hari assumed she was getting a percentage of the sale,…

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104 year-old woman recalls the good ol' days of no processed food, no vaccines and no siblings

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LONDON, UK – Connie Owen just celebrated her 104th birthday and sat down with our reporter to talk about her life and how much better the world was back before Big Pharma and Monsanto took over. Spudd Times: Hi Connie, thank you for sitting down…

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Everyone impressed by man in anti-GMO t-shirt, imagines man in anti-GMO t-shirt

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ST. LOUIS, MO – 26 year-old Dylan Thomas was quite happy with himself when he purchased his newest anti-GMO t-shirt online and has been wearing it proudly for the better part of three days. Thomas wears the shirt in public as often as possible and…

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Anonymous hacks Big Organic; releases list of paid organic shills

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EVERYWHERE – The Guy Fawkes wearing hacking group Anonymous appears to have struck again, this time targeting Big Organic. The following is the first wave of names the group has released: Mike Adams Joseph Mercola Vani Hari aka Food Babe Alex Jones Neil Young Vandana…

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Man treats type 1 diabetes without GMO insulin, you won't believe what happened! (spoiler: he died)

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AUSTIN, TX – Local Natural News follower and worshipper of all things anti-mainstream, 34 year old Winston Gregg decided he was going to treat his diabetes mellitus type 1 (also known as insulin-dependent diabetes) naturally. Unfortunately for Mr. Gregg, things did not go well. Many…

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