SPOKANE, WA – Local entrepreneur David Loup has reportedly finally found something that will make him lots of money: surviving cancer.
“When I first diagnosed myself with colon cancer, I was down in the dumps for a long time,” recalls Loup. “But rather than wallow in my own misery, I decided to get up and fight.”
And fight he did. Within just two months of starting his online supplement store and blogging about his fight with cancer, David was cured.
“It truly is a miracle. I managed to completely cure my colon cancer with nothing but natural supplements from my online store,” he explained.
Apparently, Loup is also recieving several requests for speaking engagements across the country. He is reportedly asking between $5000 and $10,000 per appearance and morons are quickly buying up tickets to the shows.
The Spudd Times has also learned that Vani Hari, aka the Food Babe, will be his opening act for several of the shows (presuming they can meet her demands of 100% pure oxygen in the theaters).
