science, satire, gluten
Woman diagnosed with allergy to gluten-free food

SAN JOSE, CA – Local woman Chelsea Darling, 29, has just been told by doctors that she is allergic to gluten-free food.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Alternative medical healers hold annual meeting to invent new diseases, cures

MIAMI, FL – In the sun and sand of Miami, Florida the who’s who of alternative medical healers held their annual meeting to create new diseases and condiions and of course new ways to cure them. The 3 day conference also focused on which vaccine ingredients to blame for autism and other conditions, the best fluoride-removal sysytems to sell on your website and how to convince people that oxygen and water are worth paying for.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Whole Foods accidentally sells GMO strawberry; best seller for the past month

AUSTIN, TX – Whole Foods Market reported today that their best selling product over the.

science, health, satire, vaccines.
Breaking: Food Babe in critical condition after demanding 100% oxygen while scuba diving

MEXICO – Vani Hari, aka The Food Babe, is reportedly in critical condition at a.

Food Babe loses science debate to 8 year old Girl Scout

CHARLOTTE, NC – The Food Babe’s latest scientifically illiterate tirade came against the Girl Scouts.

Area man gets e.coli from organic spinach, still glad he didn't eat a GMO

HOBOKEN, NJ – Area man John Stevens, 29, was taken to hospital over the weekend.

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