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Food Babe takes her ball and goes home – ruins charity soccer game

A charity soccer game in southern California ended early this past week after the Food.

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New 180 pound GMO chicken submitted for approval by Monsanto

ST. LOUIS, MO – The Science Post has learned that biotechnology giant Monsanto has secretly.

science, satire, gluten
Woman diagnosed with allergy to gluten-free food

SAN JOSE, CA – Local woman Chelsea Darling, 29, has just been told by doctors that she is allergic to gluten-free food.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Alternative medical healers hold annual meeting to invent new diseases, cures

MIAMI, FL – In the sun and sand of Miami, Florida the who’s who of alternative medical healers held their annual meeting to create new diseases and condiions and of course new ways to cure them. The 3 day conference also focused on which vaccine ingredients to blame for autism and other conditions, the best fluoride-removal sysytems to sell on your website and how to convince people that oxygen and water are worth paying for.

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Whole Foods accidentally sells GMO strawberry; best seller for the past month

AUSTIN, TX – Whole Foods Market reported today that their best selling product over the.

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Breaking: Food Babe in critical condition after demanding 100% oxygen while scuba diving

MEXICO – Vani Hari, aka The Food Babe, is reportedly in critical condition at a.