Tag: Science Degree
Local man struggling to wake up despite repeated warnings
DARLING, ND – Local man Mark Sheeple has reportedly been bedridden for days, unable to wake up. Numerous people from around the world have joined in the cause, urging Sheeple to WAKE UP!!
Alternative medical healers hold annual meeting to invent new diseases, cures
MIAMI, FL – In the sun and sand of Miami, Florida the who’s who of alternative medical healers held their annual meeting to create new diseases and condiions and of course new ways to cure them. The 3 day conference also focused on which vaccine ingredients to blame for autism and other conditions, the best fluoride-removal sysytems to sell on your website and how to convince people that oxygen and water are worth paying for.
Anti-vaccers set to make record number of alternative doctors millionaires in 2016
LOS ANGELES, CA – According to sources at Forbes, anti-vaccine advocates will make an estimated 39 new millionaires in America this year by refusing to get vaccinated and instead buying unproven alternative health products.
Report: Writing the word FACT after a claim makes it more factual
CALIFORNIA – The Comment Board of America confirmed today that when someone posts a comment with the word fact written in all caps, “FACT”, their comment or claim immediately becomes more factual and believable.
Black hole collision warps time, deletes February 29 from calendar
“I’m not an astro physicist, so I won’t comment on the existence of so-called gravity,” said Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL).
Doctors warn against overprescribing of drugs, Illuminati not happy about it
NEW YORK, NY – The American Association of Physicians and Surgeons issued a warning to its members today to be vigilant when prescribing things like SSRIs, Proton Pump Inhibitors and antibiotics to patients.